I noticed Shannon Grant has been suspended by the Kangaroos for mucking up at a sponsor’s golf day.
It led me to question how badly would you have to behave to muck up at a Sponsor’s Golf day.
What did he do?
If ever he has played golf at the Barooga Golf Course he has probably had the old battle-axe lady from the pro shop chasing him to get the golf cart back such as happened to me at our cricket club golf day. She told me I was taking too long to play my round (the old bitch didn’t think to have a go at the weekend hackers who were in front of us for the entire 18 holes holding us up).
Perhaps it could be like DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipsters STIV, MVP BARNSEY and COL who were fortunate enough to play a round at Moonah Links. After we had been wined and dined by the drinks cart for 17 holes, we decided to have a race in the golf carts up the 18th, over the bunkers and greens etc on the prestigeous course. (I scored 218 that day)
Perhaps Shannon Grant took a wiz on the 11th tee aka DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, Mick Dollard from team ‘The Skases’ at Tocumwal.
How about Rockstar Steve Williamson who did the helicopter hurl with his putter on the 16th at Yarrambat. His putter is still there today, flapping in the breeze at the top of the eucalypts 20 years later.
Let me know your thoughts of what Shannon Grant could possibly have done to deserve club suspension.
5 Comments
July 11, 2008 at 1:09 pm
I reckon Shannon crossed the line….he probably did a ‘Steve Williamson’.
You remember….putting on the 18th hole at Barooga. 3 golfers??? all about 30 yards from the hole. Before the first player putted, Steve said these famous words…
“If anybody sinks their putt from there, I’ll give them a head job”. Now that would surely put people off their game, or so you would think, at least it did for 2 out of the 3 players, but not Hooter…oh no, he not only sunk the putt, but walked it in with arrogance and anticipation of his reward. Steve by the way went a very funny colour.
But true to his word, the next morning he knocked on our door, jumped into bed with Hooter and had the obligatory cigarette afterwards!
Now if Shannon Grant has lowered himself to this level, he definitely deserves suspension…but it shouldn’t stop there….I reckon the sponsors themselves should be suspended for being sponsors of such a stupid football club in the first place, and maybe they should avail themselves of the ‘Steve Williamson/Shannon Grant’ treatment.
July 11, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Playing for this bunch of parasitic cry baby girly boys, he deserves to get suspended…and in fact he should have demanded it…WHAT THE FARK IS A SHINBONER ANYWAY?????
Go and miss another goal from 10 yards out directly in front to cost the game…never been a good footballer called Shannon…GIRLS NAME!!!!
July 12, 2008 at 11:05 am
Classic comments Judester – I’d forgotton that little story about Rockstar Steve Williamson and the head job.
Great memories!
July 14, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Your game must have improved somewhat if you are now referring to other golfers as ‘weekend hackers’?
I think the act of putting prawn heads in a fellow player’s golf glove would qualify for automatic suspension. (Pig)
Also taking a massive specky on the back of one of your mates’ missus during a pre-round kick-to-kick would certainly come under the scrutiny of the selectors. (Moose)
Eating a dead bird you picked up off the fairway? (My caddy in PNG)
Putting your golf ball in his mouth? (Same caddy)
Getting an impromptu post-round lesson from the pro after drinking 18 beers, and scraping his flash golf club along the concrete? (Me)
Frantically knocking on the window of a fellow player’s room because you’re late for your tee-off time, only to be confronted by said player pointing at his massive hard cock, indicating he is actually mid-root so please stop knocking and wait for me to finish my jump…. (Johnny Trem)
July 14, 2008 at 4:43 pm
I think he put his balls in the sink and washed them!.