BYRD’s eye view of Essendon v Carlton

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DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, Carlton 
supporter and one of our Italian correspondents, Nadia 
Suric of team 'BYRD'has given us her valued 
opinions of the Carlton Footy Club aftertheir 
miraculous loss to Essendon last Friday Night:

Da Da_Da Da_Da Da_Da
Buona sera Maestro Colino,

Not a happy gal happy caro Maestro,
not happy at all. GGGRRR!!!!

What the hell were my Blue Boys thinking?
I cannot believe that we were literally
thrashed on Friday night.... Now Listen here!

Stop laughing you just got lucky alright!!

AAARRRGGGHHH!!!! Damn them!!!

I've ran out of cardboard boxes to kick,
maybe I should start head butting the
neighbour's cat!

Picture this, the whole Suric clan with
one notable exception (Uncle Ev) geared up
in front of the telly with pizza,

(Ah yes, the famous L'Osteria Pizzeria in down town
Rathdowne Street Carlton) copious amount of
lager and the Carlton scarfs draped around
our throats. hmmmmmm or should I draped the

scarf around Fev's throat in the shape of a noose?

Bloody hell what a shit performance,
(Don't you even think of commenting Maestro
if you know what's good for you)

Juddy he's not any better he was bloody
useless as well,it was so excruciating to
watch the game, by third quarter I gave up!
You know what really shits me? we lost with

St Kilda the week before by 9 points 9 points!!!
and now this?!!

Vai Fanculo!!!

Bloody Uncle Ev, for some ungodly reason
she tipped Carlton and vowed to never ever
tip Carlton again and be warned Caro Maestro,
Uncle Ev will break the Cardinal Rule

of N.P.R. Yup she sure will,
I'm gunna let the whole world

know she's breaking the law including the Fed's.

Yeah Yeah, chuck her in the slammer!

I still have my faith, well we're playing
Freo but after last week's performance

God only knows?...................Sigh...................

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