BAD FOOTY CARDS – episode 11
ELLIOT PERRY
Elliot Perry was always known as a sensible basketballer. So sensible in fact that he always abided by the Boy Scouts ‘Be Prepared’ rule.
You see, Elliot Perry was concerned that the basketball arena was going to become flooded, hence – he wore his sensible goggles…or maybe he was going snorkling after the game…or maybe he was a welder in the off season…or maybe he just needed coke bottle glasses…or maybe he was worried about getting swine flu in the eye…or maybe he was just a dick.
Elliot Perry is our undisputed winner of BAD FOOTY CARDS – episode 11
