THE FATE OF FEV

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, SMOOKS has sent us the task to share our thoughts on what could happen to Fev during trade week.
SMOOKS: It is with pleasure that I note that the AFL’s Greatest Knucklehead Brendan Fevola is being traded by those tanking Blues.
Word is that his Brownlow night shenanigans are too shocking [...]

Fevola Jokes

(pic: Nicole Coutts)
FEV
The jokes are out on Bredan Fevola. (lovingly sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, KING CAREY).
Carlton recruits a 6′10″ African for 2010. He is very athletic but has no 
football experience. They decide to put him in the forward line. At the 
first training session Ratten gets all the forwards [...]

Carlscum caught tanking again.

So.
The serial tanking team, Carlton are up to their old tricks again. I read with interest that Carlton suck, Eddie Betts, Carlton suck, Cameron Cloke and Carlton suck, Jeff Garlett (whoever he is) have been suspended for 1 week by the Carlton footy club for turning up late to a training session last weekend.
These suspensions [...]

Groundhog day at the AFL

GROUNDHOG DAY AT THE AFL
It’s becoming boring.
Everytime there is a draw in the AFL, the reporters, press and talk back radio stations go beserk with the ‘Why do we have to have the draw’ syndrome.
As soon as the siren went in the Richmond v North drawn game, I knew we would be going into meltdown [...]

Website hit count

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DGES FOOTYTALK – our premier website.
Bizarre really.
I was a bit puzzled to log on to DGES FOOTYTALK today, only to find that we had 48 hits to the site today alone. What could it be?..thought I. After all, I haven’t entered a ‘Bad Footy Card’ for a few days or any other [...]

Dog Spew

Da da-da da-da da-da
Da da-da da-da da-da
Da da-da da-da da-da da-da da-da da-da
Da-da da
We wear the Dog Spew
We wear the old, stale Dog Spew
We’re the team that always lets you down
We’re the only team from Canine town
No one knows we’re Carlton
Because’ we’ve sold out
Our Colours
And they will know that they’ve been playing
Against the famous ol’ [...]

BYRD’s eye view of Essendon v Carlton

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, Carlton
supporter and one of our Italian correspondents, Nadia
Suric of team ‘BYRD’has given us her valued
opinions of the Carlton Footy Club aftertheir
miraculous loss to Essendon last Friday Night:

Da Da_Da Da_Da Da_Da
Buona sera Maestro Colino,

Not a happy gal happy caro Maestro,
not happy at all. GGGRRR!!!!

What the [...]

Judd caught moonlighting

Carlton champ Chris Judd has been working extra jobs outside of his football career. DGES FOOTYTALK has discovered that Judd is also staring in movies to help pay the bills. So far, Judd has picked up the plumb roles as Lord Voldemort in the Harry Potter movies and also the evil Dr Hannibal Lecter.
You never [...]

BAD FOOTY CARDS – episode 5

BAD FOOTY CARDS – episode 5
Geoff Southby

I don’t care how hard he tries, or how long he waits…Green jeans will never be in fashion.
Blue and Green should never be seen…

SMITTY’s BAD FOOTY CARDS

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, SMITTY’s collection of BAD FOOTY CARDS.
SMITTY: My funniest footy cards…I’ll explain why.

1. Ron Alexander – never seen a player take the photo more seriously.  Looks like he got out his comb and some brylcream and trimmed the mo, then put on his most serious face.  Also he looks [...]