Entries Tagged as ‘carlton’

May 1, 2009

New edition to the Wills clan

Your tipsmaster is delighted to introduce you to Hannah Mary Wills.
Brand new daughter of DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipsters, STIV & VB FREE. Sister of Carlton fanatic, Jonathon.
JonathonĀ has previously featuredĀ in dgesfootytalk when he encountered his Carlton heroes:http://dgesfootytalk.wordpress.com/page/3/

Hannah Mary Wills – born 12.05pm Tuesday 28.4.09 7lb – all well.
Congratulations to Steve, Veronica and Jonathon [...]

April 16, 2009

Carlton Facts

Carlton facts – sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, Kathryn Gray from team “THE UNIT”
Q. What’s the difference between a trampoline and a Carlton supporter?
A. You take your shoes off when you jump on a trampoline

Q. Did you hear about the Post Office wanting to Recall the Carlton postage [...]

April 12, 2009

Essendon in 2009? NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!

Da da-da da-da
Da da-da da-da
Da da-da da-da da-da da-da
Da da da
We won the wooden spoon
We won the auld, dark wooden spoon
We’re the team that always lets you down
We’re the only team from dago town
You know we’re Carlton
Because our banner
Is in Italian
And they will know that we were coming
Until we met the Mighty Dons!
As for the [...]

August 19, 2008

S.O.S

Behold!
Jonathon, S.O.S (Son of Stiva) has made an impact on the Carlton Footy Club.
Jonathon is first born son of DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipsters, STIVA and VB, and a brain washed Carlton supporter.
I’ve tried my darndest to teach Jonathon the ‘See the Bombers Fly Up’, but he is more intent on the da [...]

August 13, 2008

Typical Carlscum Supporter

Check out this great article in The Hun today.
What else can you expect from a mob run by cheats and crooks?

June 23, 2008

The latest funniest thing I have ever seen.

A few rounds ago I announced that Footscray losing after the siren was the funniest thing I have ever seen.
I have now found something equally as funny as that great day.
I present to you the AFL ROUND 12 PREMIERSHIP LADDER which shows Carlton in the top 8.

We have all had to endure a week of [...]

May 15, 2008

SEPARATED AT BIRTH

April 13, 2008

Collingwood make me sick.

Fancy trusting a club you hate to inflict an embarrassing record upon another club you hate.
I refer of course to that bloody Collingwood mob who have carried my trust and faith all week to inflict a record of 15 consecutive losses to Carlton.
Essendon last week kept their end of the bargain by thrusting Carlton into [...]

April 8, 2008

Carlton memberships – now with a free bowl of soup

Spotted at MCG on Saturday night (click to enlarge).

April 6, 2008

Essendon v Carlton – old testament style

A great commentary from last night’s game, courtesy of Bombertalk regular, Filthy.
And it came to pass that twice yearly, The Lord required Carlscum to play His game against a team wearing red n black.
And the oval ball which bouncest any which way will always find a blue jumper after bouncing…
And it shall bounce into the [...]