Ridiculous comments from sooky, sooky Collingwood supporters

Ridiculous comments from sooky, sooky Collingwood supporters.
I had an idiot Collingwood supporter come in to work the other day.
He gave me the monotonous run down of how brilliant Collingwood are and how they are going to win the flag etc etc etc.
He then told me how fantastic it was that Collingwood beat Adelaide last week [...]

Groundhog day at the AFL

GROUNDHOG DAY AT THE AFL
It’s becoming boring.
Everytime there is a draw in the AFL, the reporters, press and talk back radio stations go beserk with the ‘Why do we have to have the draw’ syndrome.
As soon as the siren went in the Richmond v North drawn game, I knew we would be going into meltdown [...]

Well done Eddie McGuire and Collingwood

Sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, Pommie.
Natasha’s friend was 14 today. She has had an op on her brain and the tumour was removed but it has gone into her spine. Now the chemo they will give her will leave her paralysed and she will never have a hair on [...]

Collingwood Nightwear

Lovingly sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, INGO

North Melbourne’s latest clash strip.

I couldn’t help thinking that North Melbourne’s latest guersey resembled a CHUX SUPERWIPE.
As such, Collingwood put them to good use.

Let me know what you thought of North Melbourne’s latest clash strip.

Annual ANZAC DAY monotonous whinge

So.
The poor ol’ other footy clubs are bleating again about their selfish “poor ol’ me” in the annual ANZAC DAY monotonous whinge. The grissling has become an annual event to be expected, synonymous with the great ANZAC DAY and commemorating football match itself.
Their selfish, childish complaints are the opposite of what the ANZAC DAY legacy [...]

The Encyclopedia of Collingwood Jokes‏

Why did the Collingwood supporter cross the road?Centrelink was on the other side
 

What’s the difference between Collingwood and an arsonist?An arsonist wouldn’t waste 25 matches.
 
How do you inflict 12 months of acute pain on a Pies supporter? Buy them a membership for Christmas!
 
What do u say to a Collingwood supporter with a job?I’ll have fries with [...]

Thomas? What a Joke – er

One of my favorite all time movie lines comes from the 1989 movie ‘BATMAN’ when Jack Nicholson as The Joker questions…
“Can somebody please tell me what kind of a world do we live in where a man dressed as a bat steals all of my press”
Well this famous line has risen again, a bit closer [...]

Thomas?

Dale Thomas’ head.

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s Collingwood. Another thing I can’t stand is Collingwood’s Dale Thomas’ head.
Fair dinkum this bloke gets photographed more often than Jennifer Hawkins and Roberta Williams put together.
Check out today’s Sunday Herald Sun. Thomas’ smug head is on the front and back cover and to be found no less [...]