IF I WAS A GEELONG SUPPORTER, I’D FIND THIS FUNNY…

Lovingly sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, LEGEND

All Associated with The Geelong Football Club would like to thank and acknowledge all participants of the AFL and associated affiliations for their contribution towards the 2009 AFL Season for without this the season just would not have been such a wonderful one. Most notably THANKYOU:
Thankyou St Kilda
** For being so wise to play “Muppets” R Clarke, McQuallter and Zac Dawson. Would not get a game for Deniliquin 4ths in Old Ammo’s. Anymore “specials” for 2010??
** For forgetting Steve Milne has a heart the size of a pea and only looks good against Port, Freo and Melb. Love a choker in big games.
** Unable to understand difference between a good player and a champion. NOTE Nick Reiwoldt is a Good Player – not a champion. A champion:
- Kicks goals after siren to win games ( Stk v Ess ).
- Plays well on the BIG STAGE – Harry Taylor smashed him.
- Wins a Brownlow in a GF winning year.
** Rod Butters for negotiating the Ethiad deal for StK in 2003 as we like StKilda playing 12 games year under a closed roof – nice and warm, flat firm grassy ground, no rain to get the hair wet or ruin the fake tan. Note – BIG FINALS are played in open with wind / breeze, rain, sun – it is called the MCG.
Thankyou Collingwood
** Supporters for saying all August ” Can not wait to get Geelong in Finals as they are soft…”
** For thinking they are better than they really are – very average football team.
** For providing a great entree to 2009 when they lost the Night GF as part of a Geelong Feb training drill.
** Having faith in Medhurst, Anthony, Rocca, Davis and Didak – Shannon Byrnes had more stats in 09 finals series than these five tragics combined.
** For not taking “Stevie J” with a second round draft pick in 2006 – THANKYOU.
** Providing great TV for all watching Eddie and family sink into their seats during second half Prel smashing they received. BEETROOT HEADED BUFFOON.
Thankyou Bulldogs
** Scott Clayton – imagine if you had selected Buddy at #3 and not the cry baby Ryan Griffen ???? You would now have your full forward and who knows ??? Thankyou Scott.
Thankyou Adelaide
** Allowing Coll to beat you by 2 points in final at G as it merely elevated their internal self opinion prior to meeting Cats in Prelim final.
Thankyou Brisbane
** Thankyou for allowing Carlton to get 30 points up in last quarter on an otherwise dreary Sat night, only to them go bang, bang, bang and leave them stranded as LOSERS. One of the best Sat night movies have watched in years.
Thankyou Carlton
** “They know We are Coming” …still waiting.
** One player does not make a team – keep playing Cloke, Fev, Bentick and Stevens – puts a smile on all our faces.
** Thinking playing Fev will get you a flag. More chance with Barb from the cheer squad.
Thankyou Essendon
** For putting Haw in their rightful place – out of the eight in R22. Memories of “Sooky Jeff Kennett” in the stand with hands on head will linger for many years to come.
** Providing a memorable Anzac Day for those enjoying a day of relax – beating Coll feral in last minute – thankyou.
** For not imposing too much pressure on Adel in final One. This meant Adel were fresh to play Coll and stretch them so they were spent before Prelim final.
Thankyou Hawthorn
** For being the most arrogant, self centred, rude, self indulgent Premiership Team the AFL has ever witnessed.
** Jeff Kennett for having the audacity to question Geelong’s “Mental Fragility” in March 2009 – not bad for a team who can not even make the eight as defending premier.
** For having the nastiest and most aggressive little “runt” of a coach – wonder why Todd Viney and Hardwick left with more to follow.
** For thinking Buddy and Roughead would take too glory again – understand two players do not make a team.
** For playing fat / overweight / unfit “Porky Pig” – Stu “give me a tub of pasta and ice-cream” Dew. Really Clarko…
** For being so gracious and accepting of Buddy suspension for smashing of Cousins in R21 – karma boys re Ess game one week later.
** For the continuous squealing re injuries – Geelong were lucky they had no injuries in 2009 !!!!!
Thankyou North Melbourne
** Leigh Colbert…draft picks resulting in Corey Enright and Cam Mooney. Sometimes it pays to be loyal hey Leigh ???? Cam may send you a photo of the Cup if you’re lucky. If not – join the queue.
Thankyou Richmond
** Thankyou for Brad Ottens and the annual 8 premiership points.
Thankyou Melbourne
** For giving StKilda a nice “feel” round 22 of the MCG.
** For giving Geelong pick 8 for Brent Maloney in 2006 – resulted in Brad Ottens arrival to Cattery.
** Clint Bizzell for pick 17 – James Kelly to Cattery.
Thankyou Freo, West Cost, Syd and Port
** Thankyou for the frequent flier points – will come in handy end of season trips.

SPECIAL MENTIONS
** Grant ” I am not jealous” Thomas – every Monday Night 10pm Footy Classifieds you built up St Kilda all year – teamwork, determination, spirit, skill….always said you could never coach you overrated whale.
** Jeff Kennett – where is your poofy Brown and Yellow jacket now ????
** Shayne Crawford – for each week on Footy Show just continually reminding us all what a real dickhead you are always are and were – weak for not playing 2010.
** Joffa – did not see you much in finals – oh forgot…Coll have to win a final for you to wear the Gold Jacket.
** Carlton, Melbourne, North, Essendon, Port, Freo – for letting Joel Selwwod slip through to pick #7 2006 draft.

Bad Footy Cards – episode 8

Michael Turner

Witchypoo.

Both gave me childhood nightmares.