IF I WAS A GEELONG SUPPPORTER, I’D FIND THIS FUNNY…

IF I WAS A GEELONG SUPPPORTER, I’D FIND THIS FUNNY…
Lovingly sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, LEGEND

All Associated with The Geelong Football Club would like to thank and acknowledge all participants of the AFL and associated affiliations for their contribution towards the 2009 AFL Season for without [...]

BAD CRICKET CARDS – episode 1

Bad Cricket Cards – episode 1

Michael Bevan.
Get a load of the terrible shot Michael Bevan is playing in this 1st episode of DGES FOOTY TALK’s ‘Bad Cricket Cards’
Foot not to the pitch of the ball, head nowhere near the pitch of the ball, face of the bat pointing towards gully, bottom hand off the bat…
There [...]

THE FATE OF FEV

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, SMOOKS has sent us the task to share our thoughts on what could happen to Fev during trade week.
SMOOKS: It is with pleasure that I note that the AFL’s Greatest Knucklehead Brendan Fevola is being traded by those tanking Blues.
Word is that his Brownlow night shenanigans are too shocking [...]

Fevola Jokes

(pic: Nicole Coutts)
FEV
The jokes are out on Bredan Fevola. (lovingly sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, KING CAREY).
Carlton recruits a 6′10″ African for 2010. He is very athletic but has no 
football experience. They decide to put him in the forward line. At the 
first training session Ratten gets all the forwards [...]

Mike Brady’s new hit song.

For the hearing impared amongst us, you would have had a laugh last night while watching THE FOOTY SHOW on channel 9.
Mike Brady sang his classic song, UP THERE CAZALY on the show
It has been brought to my attention that the subtitles on the screen for the benefit of those hearing impared people came up [...]

Hitler’s rant on the All Australian Team

Check out the link for Adolf Hitler’s rant on the 2009 All Australian Team.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X4R_IDP4aA
Lovingly sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipsters Pear, Pommie and Smooks

Ridiculous comments from sooky, sooky Collingwood supporters

Ridiculous comments from sooky, sooky Collingwood supporters.
I had an idiot Collingwood supporter come in to work the other day.
He gave me the monotonous run down of how brilliant Collingwood are and how they are going to win the flag etc etc etc.
He then told me how fantastic it was that Collingwood beat Adelaide last week [...]

‘THE UNIT’ gets a game on Grand Final Day

Fame and fortune has always followed the tipsters of the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP.
I’m delighted to announce that one of our very own tipsters of the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP, Kathryn Gray of team ‘THE UNIT’ will walk the hallowed turf of the MCG on AFL Grand Final Day, 2009.
Kathryn is [...]

Clarko v Lloyd

Lovingly sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, and WEE & POO supporter, INGO

Just to clarify what was said because I was there.
 
The paper reports that Clarko said you had better f—– retire you f—– weak c—.
 
but I was there and I heard what was said cause I was there.
 
He said ” [...]

Nightmares

Lovingly sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, INGO.
Apparently Mathew is having nightmares recently, I
managed to get hold of a vision he wakes up to constantly
Poor ol matty!