Entries Tagged as ‘Rants’

September 22, 2009

Hitler’s rant on the All Australian Team

Check out the link for Adolf Hitler’s rant on the 2009 All Australian Team.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X4R_IDP4aA
Lovingly sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipsters Pear, Pommie and Smooks

August 27, 2009

Fixture

A rant by Hooter
What the hell is Andrew demetriou doing with our game!!!! What sort of a numb-nutted dumbarse idea is it to have a floating fixture? As it is, these gelatinous parasitic pharisees at AFL headquarters, led by Demetriou and that other weasel Adrian “Which end of the football do you Kick” Anderson…what IS [...]

July 22, 2009

Groundhog day at the AFL

GROUNDHOG DAY AT THE AFL
It’s becoming boring.
Everytime there is a draw in the AFL, the reporters, press and talk back radio stations go beserk with the ‘Why do we have to have the draw’ syndrome.
As soon as the siren went in the Richmond v North drawn game, I knew we would be going into meltdown [...]

July 14, 2009

Website hit count

CONGRATULATIONS AND THANK YOU

DGES FOOTYTALK – our premier website.
Bizarre really.
I was a bit puzzled to log on to DGES FOOTYTALK today, only to find that we had 48 hits to the site today alone. What could it be?..thought I. After all, I haven’t entered a ‘Bad Footy Card’ for a few days or any other [...]

June 19, 2009

AFL and the Cancer Awareness Cause

 

A rant by Hooter
Funny how the league allow those scum bucket Blue baggers to wear a yellow jumper for cancer awareness, yet for the past 3-4 years have deprived Essendon from wearing yellow armbands to support a player suffering from cancer…now the parasites at the league are “100% behind” the cause and have a Cancer [...]

May 26, 2009

Hutchy’s at it again.

Well, well, well…he’s been at it again.
Most of you will know that I have little regard for the loud mouthed AFL reporter, Craig ‘Hutchy’ Hutchison.
Hutchy has a habit of shooting his mouth off with his overpowering ‘inyaface’ style of dramatic journalism and dynamic statements. Fair dinkum, Hutchy must be under pressure to find a story [...]

April 26, 2009

Annual ANZAC DAY monotonous whinge

So.
The poor ol’ other footy clubs are bleating again about their selfish “poor ol’ me” in the annual ANZAC DAY monotonous whinge. The grissling has become an annual event to be expected, synonymous with the great ANZAC DAY and commemorating football match itself.
Their selfish, childish complaints are the opposite of what the ANZAC DAY legacy [...]

April 21, 2009

Port Adelaide win the bad guernsey award.

A rant by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, HOOTER.
 
I think the Wee and Pooers need to be congratulated for their effort over the weekend. For the first time in that clubs history, they played in a game where their jumper was not the worst one on the ground…what in the hell are those [...]

April 14, 2008

Swans

Rant from Hooter
I’m surprised those fags up north haven’t cried to softcocks Demetriou and Anderson and claimed that all the camera shots of the alleged punch by Barry Hall on Staker was an optical illusion caused by the lights and camera angles and that it wasn’t Barry Hall that threw the pounch, but dual Brownlow [...]

April 4, 2008

More Journalistic Ethics

A RANT FROM HOOTER
Further to the Knobhead Journos post, Andy Mahers colleague on before the game, Sam Lane, is another to add to the list. Other than sitting there looking good and getting all oogy over every single footballer that comes on the show, even that FURC Cameron Ling, she adds absolutely no value whatsoever. [...]