Congratulations to our DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP winners for season 2009

First prize 128 points JOHNNO $666.00

Second prize 127 points SOCKO $277.50

Third prize 126 points PRINCESS KEELY & ASSOCIATES $111.00

Third last prize 84 points THE UNIT $55.50

Well done to all tipsters – just remember, simply participating makes you a winner in the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP!

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP “HALL OF FAME QUIZ” RESULTS

*Winner of the match - VICTORIA

*Winning Margin - 17 POINTS

*Best on Ground - BRENDAN FEVOLA

*Highest goal scorer for Victoria - FEVOLA 6

*Highest goal scorer for Dream Team - FRANKLIN 4

*Player with most overall possessions - P. BURGOYNE 36 (16 kicks, 20 handballs)

*Player with least overall possessions - C. MOONEY 3 (1 kick, 2 handballs)

*Crowd in attendance - 69,294

*Most likely to get injured - FRASER – VIC (knee), KERR – A.S (ankle)

*Most likely to get reported - NIL

TIPSMASTER’S NOTE: It was fitting that Brendan Fevola won the AA medal for his best on ground performance. The AA (ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS) medal was most apt, especially after Fev’s recent misdemeanors of smashing a hotel attendant while on tour in Ireland, followed by having a wiz in public. The Alcoholics Anonymous medal was a most suitable award for such a player…

Oh, sorry…what’s that?

AA medal stands for the ALLAN AYLETT medal…oops.

THE FINAL QUIZ SCORE:

STIV: 3 points ( Make that 4 points. Stiv must get a bonus point for nominating the crowd attendance as his favorite number, 69,690 only 396 out but still, a 69 is a 69).

POMMIE: 1 point. Pommie’s 1 point was for getting the highest goal scorer for Victoria correct. Pommie selected *THE DAGO THE PISSHEAD ONE!

COL: 2 points (I only entered under sufferance and I slept through the match)

SYMO: got zero points, mainly because most of his answers were Footscray players. Symo did get an honorable mention for his his answer to question 9,

* Player most likely to get injured - Matthew Lloyd – probably fall off the couch watching it at home

HOOTER: wouldn’t lower himself to get involved in the Hit and Giggle quiz: Any team that has it’s song to the same tune as Nth “What the fark is a shinboner” Melbourne deserves to get the shite kicked out of them…who gives a fat rats arse about a game that is NOT State of Origin and involves, quite possibly, the worst ever football jumper ever to grace a football field…and that’s saying something given the Allies, Hawthorn, Brisbane’s 1st effort, Hawthorn, Carlton’s M&M and away, St.Kilda (various), Hawthorn… (TIPSMASTER’S NOTE: I can’t believe you didn’t mention Freo’s jumper)

WEE & POO man INGO wouldn’t get drawn into the argument: Too many Hawthorn’s in there- Better to have a shit jumper than be a shit side I say

THE BIG V was our equal top scorer along with STIV on 3 correct winners.

I am, however announcing our winner with all spruiking rights in the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP, Steve Wills from team STIV with his bonus point for picking the 69 crowd.