BAD FOOTY CARDS – episode 13

BAD FOOTY CARDS  -  episode 13
DENIS SCANLON

Scanlon just doesn’t look the same without Trevor Barker standing on his head, taking that spekkie.
(As seen 6.30 every Saturday night on the intro for Seven’s Big League Footy Replay)

The Brownlow Debate

So… There has been a case of rigged B&F votes in the Gipsland Footy League.
Re:
A COUNTRY footy champ has been rubbed out for five years after a sting discovered he was rigging the votes in a best-and-fairest count.
read more on:
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story0,21985,25918039-2862,00.html
Immediately I began to think in my head of players who were surprise winners in the [...]

Ridiculous comments from Poor ol’ Footscray supporters

Ridiculous comments from Poor ol’ Footscray supporters

Poor ol’ Footscray prez (and regular poor ol’ blooper person), David Smorgon rates Poor ol’ Brad Johnson as the club’s “pre-eminent” figure.

Hasn’t he ever heard of Poor ol’ Ted E Whitten?

Website hit count

CONGRATULATIONS AND THANK YOU

DGES FOOTYTALK – our premier website.
Bizarre really.
I was a bit puzzled to log on to DGES FOOTYTALK today, only to find that we had 48 hits to the site today alone. What could it be?..thought I. After all, I haven’t entered a ‘Bad Footy Card’ for a few days or any other [...]

BAD FOOTY CARD from Smooks

This BAD FOOTY CARD was sent to us by former DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, Glen Smooker from team SMUK. I’m having trouble pronouncing the name on this Bad Footy Card,  but I’m pretty sure his name is a sentence of some kind.
TIPSMASTER’s NOTE: Great BAD FOOTY CARD SMUK! Did you manage to [...]

Dog Spew

Da da-da da-da da-da
Da da-da da-da da-da
Da da-da da-da da-da da-da da-da da-da
Da-da da
We wear the Dog Spew
We wear the old, stale Dog Spew
We’re the team that always lets you down
We’re the only team from Canine town
No one knows we’re Carlton
Because’ we’ve sold out
Our Colours
And they will know that they’ve been playing
Against the famous ol’ [...]

‘Black Saturday’

I came across this poem on the wall of the Kinglake National Park Hotel. It touched me, firstly because of the author’s poetic way of introducing us to the WA/VIC rivalry in footy, but also because of the way Australians forgot all of our interstate prejudices and bonded together for the victims of the bushfires.
Unfortunately [...]

PILLS

Essendon has always been an ugly team.

Since Damien (Ugly Pills) Peverill is leaving Essendon, I’d like your thoughts on who will be the Bombers next Ugly Pills Player.

Which woman best represents your footy team?

By Des Hudson of team “The Lion King”
Which woman best represents your footy team?

ADELAIDE CROWS: JULIA ROBERTS
Big in the 1990s but done nothing lately?

BRISBANE LIONS: Pamela Anderson
Best and only asset is upfront

CARLTON BLUES: NAOMI CAMPBELL
Struts around like a winner but behaves like a loser

COLLINGWOOD MAGPIES: BELINDA NEAL
Arrogant b***h who thinks the [...]

DIDAK EPISODE

The tipsters of the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP as always are at the ready to contribute to DGES FOOTYTALK. Following are your contributions to the Alan Didak episode.

PEAR sent in the first photo of Morgan Freeman’s accident.

How about this little gem from BYRD and MANSKI?
HOOTER suggested for the prematch Collingwood v St. Kilda [...]