Not sure who to credit the photo to, some dickhead sent it to me…

Should DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster Bruce Clarke from team PEAR consider donning the Joffa jacket as he spruiks about the Storm coming from behind to trounce Parramatta in the Rugger? Pear’s brother Legend certainly thinks so:

dear tipmaster,
it has come to my attention that a certain fellow tipster has stooped to the lowest form of sledging that one can only describe as” JOFFERING”.
i refer to a text message that i received last night regarding the result of the parramatta v storm game
as you might be aware i’m am a long time supporter of the mighty eels who unfortunately gave up an 18-0 lead at half time to go down 18-22.
it was after the game was won that i received the message of STICK THAT UP YOUR ARSE PARRA!!!!
My problem is why didn’t i receive any messages before or during the game when storm were well behind,this my friend is a bad case of “JOFFERING”
made famous by that idiot gold jacket wearing peanut collingwood dick,who never ever dons the jacket until the game is safely in the bag!!!
The sender of this message is the first bloke in the crowd to show his discontent with any opposition supporter who is very quiet during a game but chirps up as the final siren blows.
i say shame this person publicly.
SHOW US YOUR MEDALS YOU CHEATING BASTARDS

Scoreboard Pressure is a site that shows and discusses the vast variety of football scoreboards across Australia.

Vin Maskell of Scoreboard Pressure contacted me after he discovered our post “The Worst Scoreboard I have ever seen” – a DGES FOOTY TALK article about the scoreboard at the Newcomb Football Ground and he has since added the Newcomb Scoreboard to his site ‘Scoreboard Pressure’ along with a mention of DGES FOOTY TALK and a link to our own site.

Scoreboard Pressure is incredibly well researched, informative, entertaining  and humerous.

I fully recommend a visit to Scoreboard Pressure.

http://scoreboardpressure.com/

We all know that South Australian Football is in disarray. Neither Adelaide or Port can win a game, neither have any good players and Adelaide coach Neil Craig today jumped off the sinking Adelaide  ship before being made to walk the plank by the same Crows football department who recently assured his wobbly job was safe.

Perhaps though the most damning report of the rotting South Australians at Moron Park has been lovingly sent to us from DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP TIPSTER Bruce Clarke from team ‘PEAR’.

This You Tube link shows how Port Adelaide faired in their round 18 battle against the bye.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXatqcigUFw

…and that’s when they lose by less than a goal controversially!

Suffer in ya jocks sooky, sooky Collingwood.

A man takes the day off work and
Decides to go out golfing.

He is on the second hole when he
Notices a frog sitting next to the green.

He thinks nothing of it and is
About to shoot when he Hears,

Ribbit 9 Iron.’

The man looks around and doesn’t
See anyone.

Again, he hears, ‘Ribbit 9 Iron.’

He looks at the frog and decides to
Prove the frog wrong, puts the
Club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup.

He is shocked.

He says to the frog,
‘Wow that’s amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, eh?

The frog replies,
‘Ribbit Lucky frog.’

The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole.

‘What do you think frog?’
The man asks.

‘Ribbit 3 wood.’

The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one.

The man is befuddled and doesn’t know
What to say.

By the end of the day, the man golfed the
Best game of golf in his life and
asks the frog,

‘OK where to next?’

The frog replies,

‘Ribbit Crown Casino..

They go to the Casino

and the guy says,
‘OK frog, now What?’

The frog says, ‘Ribbit Roulette.’

Upon approaching the roulette table,

The man asks,
‘What do you think I should Bet?’

The frog replies,
‘Ribbit $3000, black 6.’

Now, this is a
million-to-one shot to win, but
after the golf game the man
Figures what the heck.

Boom!

Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

The man takes his winnings and
buys the best room in the Hotel.

He sits the frog down and Says,
‘Frog, I don’t know how to repay you.
You’ve won me all this money and
I am forever grateful.’

The frog replies,
‘Ribbit KissMe.’

He figures why not,
Since after all the frog did for Him,
He deserves it.

With a kiss, the frog turns into a
young 17-year-old girl.

‘And that,

your honor, is how the girl
ended up in my room.

So help me God,
Or my name is not Ricky Nixon.’

You see, I’m struggling to come to terms with the format of fixturing in this 2011 season. Some rounds have 8 games, others have only 7.
 
I am guilty of assuming that the winner of the jackpot for selecting 8 winners should be the tipster who picks 8 winners.
 
Alas – as you will all now be aware, round 6 contained only 7 matches and no less than 6 tipsters pick all 7 games correct. SOUPIE, PADDO, STIVA, POMMIE, LEGEND, and OUR MITZ
 
I can appreciate that you have all been behaving yourselves of late so I am going to reward those tipsters who select all matches correctly each round, regardless of if there are 5,6,7 or 8 matches for that round. Such is the kind heartedness of your tipsmaster
 
A round of applause for your tipsmaster please…
 
The six tipsters who selected the 7 winners correctly shall all share in the $15.00 that was on offer for round 6 meaning that you are all now the proud owners of $2.50 each. Let me know how you would like to claim your booty, or I can make a note of it on file and let the winnings accumulate until the end of the season. Alternatively, for those of you who are that way inclined, you can have a sip of my beer in lieu of payment if you so desire (please brush your teeth first).
 
This means that the jackpot for round 7 is now back to $5.00
 
I regret the error and inconvenience this has caused but not enough to say sorry.
 
Carry on…

Lovingly sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipstress Jude from team ‘JUDESTER’ who has finally realised that it is more fun to laugh at Collingwood than to love them,