Monthly Archives: March 2008

JACKPOT WON AGAIN!

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It seems that so far this year, DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipsters are excelling at their tipping. Week 2 and the jackpot has again been won, this time seven tipsters selected all 8 winners correctly to share in the $5.00 spoils. FOOTSCRAZY, DAMIEN, JHUD, THE DOGGFATHER, THE DON, WHIPSPER, and MICHELLE will all share $0.70cents each.

Such great prizes you can win in the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP…

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These are the round 2 cryptic tips as sent in by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, MVP (or as he is better known, BARNSEY). If anyone has any idea who he has selected, please let me know…

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TIPSMASTER’S TIPS FOR ROUND 2

BRISBANE

WESTERN BULLDOGS

ADELAIDE

ST. KILDA

FREO

SYDNEY

GEELONG

KANGAROOS – (RICHMOND WILL WIN THIS BUT AS YOU ALL KNOW, I NEVER, EVER, EVER PICK RICHMOND)

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THE MEANING OF LIBBER

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, MANSKI is our Italian correspondent and has enlightened us with this little gem of information about Tony Liberatore.
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Just a quick fact for you, did you know that the english translation of the word “libratore”, as in Tony Libratore, (Assistant coach), my cullo, translation: my ass, means to release, let go. Hhhmm, that kinda got me thinking, you see I have this conspiracy theory, (yeah, yeah I know it’s just the start season…) or maybe with this indian summer my grey matter might have just been exposed to the uv’s for a little longer than usual.
But, maybe dear old “libba” had something to do with the suspected “tanking”, or maybe he’s just one big sookie la la!. While he was, ahem, excuse me while I just stop laughing out loud hysterically, and at the same time nearly weeing my pants, assistant coach for the blues, (hhmmph), all he ever did at the blues camp, was to yell from across the ground: “kick it me, kick it to me”, or he suffers from short man syndrome. Libratore, yeah, I would have “let go”, “released” “got rid” of him many moons ago! Just thought I’d toss a few ideas in the wok yeah?… Ladies and gentlemen, let the games begin!   

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Tunnelling

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Am I the only one who thought St Kilda’s claim that Craig Bolton had ‘tunnelled’ Nick Reiwoldt sounded a bit gay?

(Not that there’s anything wrong with that…)

Signed Pear

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‘OUR MITZ’ JACKPOT WINNER!

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Jackpot winner ‘OUR MITZ’ is jubilant as she finds herself $5.00 richer for selecting all 8 correct winners in round 1.

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Knobhead Journos

A rant from Hooter

Fellow tipster Pear regularly blasts Craig Hutchison for his soft journalistic reporting and also for plagiarising ideas, well Hutchisons former colleague on Channel 10, Andy “How nerdy am I but I hang out with sporty types and comedians” Maher, is just as much a moron. On the Before the Game show on Saturday night his knuckleheaded comments on the Collingwood-Freo game were, “What an important game for both teams”…IMPORTANT…it’s Round 1 for God’s sake, yes it’s nice to win, but it’s not as if it’s Round 18 and important to get an extra games lead on them heading into the finals…what an idiot…journalism must be one easy university course if idiots like Hutchison and Maher can get through…is there a journalist out there actually worth listening to, or reading. With these two being high profile representatives of their profession, the credibility stakes of journos would only marginally be better than used car salesmen and insurance reps!!

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