This little gem was sent in by
DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, UNCLE EV. (I believe it's a true story too...)
A family of Collingwood supporters head out one Saturday morning to do their Christmas shoplifting.
While in Rebel Sports the son picks up a Carlton footy jumper and says to
his 10 year old sister "Hey mole, I've decided to become a Blues supporter
and I want this for Christmas"
His sister, outraged by this, promptly wacks him around the head with her
carton of Winfield's and says, "Sh*thead, go talk to mum."
Off goes the little lad with the Blues jumper stuffed up his miller shirt
and finds his mum.
"I've decided I'm going to be a Blues supporter and I want this jumper for
The mother is outraged at this and throws her moccasins and a full tinnie
of VB at him, smacks him in the gob and says "let's talk to your father"
Off they go to Pentridge during visiting hours, with footy jumper in hand,
and find Moose, his toothless tattooed father.
"I've decided I'm going to be a Blues supporter and I want this jumper
Moose goes berserk and gives his son an almighty backhander and says,
"No bastard son of mine is ever going to be seen wearing that sh*t",and
then kicks his arse from one end of the rec-room to the other, just for good
About half an hour later they're all back in the old Torana and heading
towards home. The mother turns to her son and says, "Knackers, have you
learned something today?"
The son says "Sh*t, yes you old slag. I bloody well have."
"Good knackers, what is it?"
The son replies, "I've only been a Carlton supporter for an hour and
already I hate you Collingwood pricks!!"