Monthly Archives: September 2009



DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, Kathryn Gray from team THE UNIT had her rehearsals yesterday for her Grand Final pre-match entertainment gig.


Kathryn had a quick chat to fellow entertainer, Jim E Barnes which is a claim to fame for her, but she also thinks she saw the boys from the Giant Rock Band ‘Green Day’ standing off to the side at rehearsals.

green day

Could GREEN DAY be making a surprise appearance?

Another strong rumour is that maybe, just maybe John E Farnham could be singing a couple of numbers at the GF entertainment.


If it all happens, just remember you heard it here first on DGES FOOTY TALK.



Filed under AFL, editorials, Grand Final, Rumour file

Mike Brady’s new hit song.


For the hearing impared amongst us, you would have had a laugh last night while watching THE FOOTY SHOW on channel 9.

Mike Brady sang his classic song, UP THERE CAZALY on the show

It has been brought to my attention that the subtitles on the screen for the benefit of those hearing impared people came up with a blooper.

I presume these subtitles are computer generated or the person on the typewriter has never heard the UP THERE CAZALY song before because the subtitles came up as UP THERE KAZAKHSTAN!

It could become the new Kazakhstan national anthem.

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Hitler’s rant on the All Australian Team


Check out the link for Adolf Hitler’s rant on the 2009 All Australian Team.

Lovingly sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipsters Pear, Pommie and Smooks


Filed under AFL, editorials, Humour, Pommie, Rants, Smooks

Ridiculous comments from sooky, sooky Collingwood supporters


Ridiculous comments from sooky, sooky Collingwood supporters.

I had an idiot Collingwood supporter come in to work the other day.

He gave me the monotonous run down of how brilliant Collingwood are and how they are going to win the flag etc etc etc.

He then told me how fantastic it was that Collingwood beat Adelaide last week while its’ mosquito fleet didn’t even fire a shot.

This idiot then told me that Collingwood’s mosquito fleet consisted of Alan Didak, Leon Davis and Paul Medhurst. All ‘out and out champions…’

‘OUT AND OUT CHAMPIONS!’ Said I. What a ridiculous sooky, sooky comment. Since when were Didak, Davis and Medhurst ‘out and out champions’?

I read with interest that Collingwood’s ‘out and out champion’, Medhurst has been dropped this week!

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‘THE UNIT’ gets a game on Grand Final Day

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Fame and fortune has always followed the tipsters of the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP.

I’m delighted to announce that one of our very own tipsters of the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP, Kathryn Gray of team ‘THE UNIT’ will walk the hallowed turf of the MCG on AFL Grand Final Day, 2009.

Kathryn is a member of a performing arts school,  who has been commissioned to perform  in the 2009 AFL Grand Final pre match entertainment.

A saviour to the Grand Final pre-match entertainment some might say.

Congratulations to THE UNIT.

Unfortunately Kathryn’s participation on Grand Final Day doesn’t allow for free tickets for her dad and his mates to gain admission to the Grand Final…

But that’s another story…


Filed under AFL, Humour

Clarko v Lloyd

Lovingly sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, and WEE & POO supporter, INGO
Just to clarify what was said because I was there.
The paper reports that Clarko said you had better f—– retire you f—– weak c—.
but I was there and I heard what was said cause I was there.
He said ” you have a flat tyre, you should fix that leak or drive you can’t”
I know cause I was there.
That security guard better turn up his hearing aid next time.
And not shaking Jobe’s hand! my god, would you after you just seen him with his hand down his pants scratching his sweaty smelly nuts?
This has all just been blown out of proportion as usual.
Except for Matt e ‘s  hit on poor ol Brad cause there is evidence of that on his busted head.

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Filed under Essendon, Hawthorn, Humour, ingo, Wee & Poo


Congratulations to our DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP winners for season 2009

First prize 128 points JOHNNO $666.00

Second prize 127 points SOCKO $277.50

Third prize 126 points PRINCESS KEELY & ASSOCIATES $111.00

Third last prize 84 points THE UNIT $55.50

Well done to all tipsters – just remember, simply participating makes you a winner in the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP!

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