Monthly Archives: May 2010

Ridiculous comments from Poor ol’ Footscray supporters.

All of you know me.

I’m not a vindictive man, a man of revenge, vengence or grudge. I never, ever spruik about my team winning, such is the humble individual that is me.

But I can’t help it with Poor ol’ Footscray. Since the dawn of time I’ve had to endure the jibes and ridicule from the supporters of this insignificant little club. The feral voice of those with far too little to crow about rings in my head every time Poor ol’ Footscray are gunna win the premiership…again…

I feel a need to sway from the norm and share with you the ridiculous comments I’ve had to endure from Poor ol’ Footscray supporters all week. These are the Poor ol’ Footscray supporters who again prematurely blew their load before the event.

SYMO: Hi Col, As usual NZ was cold, wet & windy and I am happy to be back just in time to see the mighty Dogs destroy the Gliders tonight although the forecast for wet weather does concern me slightly (might reduce the margin to below a 100 points !!).

SYMO again: All those “Poor Old Footscray” supporters will be looking for blood on Monday Col – you know that

THE BIG V: Dogs to beat Bombers – this makes me 1 ahead in the weeks tips against Col, Hooter & Tigey. Wise tip #1 – APF!

Tipsmaster’s note: APF = Alas Poor Footscray.

THE BIG V again:hope the Roos and Thompson get smashed! Very proud of Big Bad Bazza last week, got a headlock in and avoided suspension. Bring on Round 18!

THE JUDESTER: Bulldogs (yep, big bazza to go berserk & punch everyone’s lights out).

TIPSMASTER’s note: THE JUDESTER is actually a sooky, sooky Collingwood supporter who thought she too would get on the Poor ol’ Footscray Bandwagon.

I love the footy when we win 🙂

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BEARD – episode III

Welcome to episode 3 of BEARD

Episode 3 features a crowd favorite and someone well known to most of us in the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP.

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, PEAR is our 3rd nomination in BEARD.

PEAR was fourteen in this photo which shows an amazing spurt of maturity on his face. (I still can’t even grow a beard now)

PEAR is seen in deep conversation in this photo with ROLLING STONES front man MICK JAGGER. Jagger is believed to be giving PEAR tips for his upcoming movie role, based on Australian Bushranger and scallywag Ned Kelly. Jagger of course had previously worn a beard when he too portrayed gangster Kelly in the KELLY GANG movie in 1970.

Of course you can’t be nominated as a contestant of BEARD unless you are a footballer. As we all know, PEAR was a fine footballer in his own right and is pictured here with full beard in the KEILOR PARK UNDER 10’s PREMIERSHIP TEAM

KEILOR PARK UNDER 10’s FOOTBALL TEAM (PEAR is pictured 2nd front row, 4th from the left)

Look closely for fellow DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING comp tipster, WHISPER – front row far left.

TIPSMASTER’s note: Might have to check the birth certificate on a few of these under 10’s!

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SCENES WE’d LIKE TO SEE – episode V

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, POMMIE has presented us with episode 5 of SCENES WE’d LIKE TO SEE.

CAN DGES FOOTY TIPPING, COME TO THINK OF IT THE AFL SHUT DOWN FOR THE MONTH OF JUNE? WHILST THE REAL FOOTBALL AND THE WORLDS BIGGEST SPORTING EVENT IS ON?    POMMIE.

TIPSMASTER’s NOTE: Hey POMMIE – I heard Poor Ol’ England are gunna win the World Cup this year…believe it when I see it…

 

 

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BEARD – episode II

EPISODE II of BEARD has been sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, JJ

This week’s entrant is Borneo errr Brisbane star, Travis Johnston.

Your tipsmaster reckons he looks like a contestant from the tv show SURVIVOR.

Hooter wants to know if he’s a practicing Towellie.

JJ thinks he looks filthy, disgusting – needs a wash!

The Big V likes it…

JJ also said He looks like a hobo! Rumour has it his girlfriend likes the “rough and ready” look.

Tipsmaster’s note: I’m just pleased to see a wild man from Borneo photographed wearing the Brisbane Camels’ away strip.

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BEARD responses

The tipsters of the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP have leapt behind the BEARD segment with full support.

This is how you responded to Ben Hudson, our first contestant of episode I of BEARD:

BADGE BEARD BEN

BUDGIE BEARD BEN


T-SHIRT BEARD BEN

How about visiting the link for extra comments on Ben Hudson’s beard.

http://www.woof.net.au/forum/showthread.php?t=4521

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, PEAR has even sent us some examples of scenes’s we’d like to see on DGES FOOTYTALK segment, BEARD

Thanks to DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipsters, PEAR, JJ and WHISPER for their contributions which will be shown on future episodes of BEARD.

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BEARD – Episode I

Welcome to the newest segment in the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP. It’s simply called ‘BEARD’ in honor of those AFL footballers who have gone the hairy face look.

Our first contestant in ‘BEARD’ is Poor ol’ Footscray player Ben Hudson who obviously has no shame or self respect (or anyone who loves him for that matter to tell him what he really looks like).

You are all invited to send me your own versions of ‘BEARD’.

As per usual, tipster participation is welcomed and encouraged in the special segments of the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP.

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Why Pear was looking a bit sheepish in front of the lion…

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