KING CAREY QUITS THE DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP
I just heard a rumour that tipstress Loretta Plant from team KING CAREY has quit the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP.
This is the most piss weak decision I have ever heard, one that should be punishable by permanent banishment from the country, followed by a Chinese burn and a wedgie.
The only thing saving KING CAREY on this occassion is the fact that her husband SANTA is a most loyal devotee tipster of the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP, a tipster so loyal he should be honoured with distinction for his loyalty, persistence, verve and style.
Shame on you KING CAREY, I only hope time can erase the hurt and abandonment I am feeling right now and the shame and embarrassement you have brought upon your family of tipsters. May you live a long and happy existence in your new life of anti DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP.
Yours faithfully, Col. Your ever loyal tipsmaster.
Tipsmaster’s note: If any of you other tipsters of the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP are planning similar acts of disloyalty, beware…you will be in the gun too…
KING CAREY’s RIGHT OF REPLY
I want to give Pommy a fighting chance as well as few others (they know who they are)