Monthly Archives: November 2012

Collingwood joke.

I don’t care what time of year it is, I will take a good Collingwood joke anytime!

(lovingly sent to us by Dave Bibby)

pic: heraldsun.com.au

Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender.
The robot says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Schooner of New”
The robot brings back the best beer ever and says to the
man, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says,” 168.”
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space
exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious…So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Schooner of New”
Again, the robot pours a great beer and gives it to the man and asks, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “100.”
The robot then starts to talk about V8 Super cars, MotoGP, Tooheys beers and Supercheap Auto.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Schooner of New,” and the robot brings him another great beer.
The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “Uh, about 50.”
The robot leans in real close and asks, “So, you people happy with Buckley as coach?”

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Local gun Rory Atkins gets drafted by Adelaide

Congratulations to local boy Rory Atkins for being selected by Adelaide with their second pick at number 82 in last night’s draft.

Rory is a local kid from Strathmore who played his junior footy at Marby Park and has won Calder Canon’s best and Fairest Award.

I had the great pleasure in coaching Rory at cricket when he was in under 16’s at Strathmore Cricket Club. Wow can this kid hit a cricket ball!

If Rory had not chosen footy as his sport, I am sure he could have played a great level of cricket. Rory is a gun sportsman and just a lovely young man. He is one of the most polite and likeable kids I have ever met. With a wicked sense of humour and his infectiously likeable nature, I am sure Rory will go along way to succeed in his life’s pursuits.

Keep an eye on Rory Atkins at Adelaide, a future star in the making…and I already have his autograph (as is seen in the photo above…)

Hurry up and get traded to Essendon Rory, I would love to watch you play at my footy club.

Good luck mate,

Col Gray

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