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After 2 great rounds of tipstering Julian Smith from team FC ESSENDON 23 has bolted to equal second spot, one behind our leader Glen Clarke.

FC ESSENDON 23 selected all 9 winners and as such will pocket $5 bucks and a Hungry Jacks Whopper ® voucher. The Doggfather also selected all 9 winners and will also be rewarded with a Hungry Jacks Whopper ® burger for his weekend of excellence.

Also in equal second, CONCRETE KING has cemented the 2 spot…(parden the pun but I couldn’t resist it…)

The prestigious 3rd last spot is occupied by THE DOT this week.

Plenty of great results this week as we are all getting the hang of the good teams and the bad teams. A couple of nines a few eights and plenty of six and sevens. Your tipsmaster is useless but I am not the only one. I’m saving all my good selections for the second half of the year…or next year…

No one ever picks Melbourne and many of you are picking Richmond. Are the rules changing? Just remember tipsters, Richmond are only one loss away from their next loss…(did that make sense?)

Tipsters MANSKI and BYRD are tipping terribly as well, (although Byrd did get 7 this week to make herself a little more respectable . Maybe it has something to do with them both being Carlton supporters or maybe it has something to do with them being involved in other pressing matters, such as hiring some groovy detectives to go undercover to investigate the controversial drug issues in the AFL. Yes folks you’d better believe it, Manski and Byrd have hired the two and only Starsky and Hutch (and their snitch Huggy Bear) to dig out the rot and arrest the culprits in our game.

The Bombers’ second half was good this week. Most of all I enjoyed DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster Stephen Wills from team STEPHEN WILLS who blew his trumpet early on facebook, giving the Essendon supporters a serve for being beaten.

STEPHEN WILLS:  Essendon supporters are quiet.I know a bloke who knows a bloke who might be able to get some stuff to help cheer you up.

TIPSMASTER: In true character fashion, STEPHEN WILLS had to eat humble pie as the Dons came out after half time to blitz the Dockers (Heave Ho way to go, hit em’ real hard with the old Heave Ho)

STEPHEN WILLS: Whoooops I think I went early!

See ya next week tipsters…happy birthday Hoot!


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Carlton on Foxtel


Tipsmaster’s note: I take no responsibility for the attrocious spelling…

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Washup too

GLEN CLARKE and CONCRETE KING are again joint leaders after two rounds of the 2013 edition of the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP.


Keep an eye on the CONCRETE KING. I have just been engrossed in deep conversations with him discussing his strategy for the remainder of the season. Unlike his tardy form of other seasons, CONCRETE KING has decided to submit his tips EACH week, rather than his usual tipstering forgetfulness. This  very cunning plan should see his fortunes improve this season in the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP.


TIPSMASTER’s NOTE: An interesting ploy CONCRETEKING, let’s see if you can stick to your plan…


Two of our tipsters, GRAZY and ETHAN DAVEY selected all 9 winners correctly with GRAZY claiming the $10bucks jackpot for his superior winning margin in the SAINTS/TIGERS clash. Both tipsters have also received a HUNGRY JACKS WHOPPER© burger for their excellence.


TIPMASTER’s NOTE: We should be imposing some sort of a penalty for these two tipsters though because in claiming the 9 winners, both of them broke the golden N.P.R (Never Pick Richmond) rule of the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP.


Alan Conley of team BIG AL has stamped his authority by slotting into the coveted 3rd last spot with 3 winners for round 2. Great tipstering BIG AL if 3rd last is your aim for the year.


As for your tipsmaster, I am sitting in 50th spot after a return of 6 winners for round 2. I would have picked 7 but as you all know, I never, ever, EVER pick Richmond! Pity most of you don’t obey the NPR rules. You know who you are…the guilty amongst you are all in disgrace…


Tipster HOOTER had an interesting twist on the clash of the twin brothers: The Scott brothers will swap teams at half time and claim victory either way the match goes…


Five bucks and a whopper is on offer for round 3 for selecting all 9 winners. Let’s see you do it.

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Collingwood membership application form

VOLDEMORT (The team who shall not be named, otherwise lovingly known asCollingmaguirevomitshitwood) are on a membership drive.

If interested, please fill in the form.


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No way tipsters. I quit!

Forget about any miraculous comebacks. After one round of tipstering – I’m stuffed.

A miserly 3 winners to your tipsmaster has put my DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP into disarray after only one round of crap tipstering. (If only I had backed the Bombers…thanks for your kind words INGO…)

Then we have DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster GREG SPURR from team ROTATORMAN sitting on top of the Leader’s board who proudly announced before the season began that he was aiming for the coveted 3rd last spot. What does that tell you about round 1?

Equally first also with 7 winners are Glen Clarke (our perennial tipstering cholker…) and MAL (PAVING) LIPPLEGOES from team THE CONCRETE KING who usually enjoys the bottom of the Leaders Board. Let’s face it tipsters, if THE CONCRETE KING is up the top of the Leaders Board then it must have been a very ordinary round of tipstering…no offence Mal…

RHONDA HARRISON from team OUR MITZ who fancied her chances before the season began is currently sitting in 3rd last so she may have to re-evaluate her tactics for the rest of the season in the 2013 version of the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP.

While I still have your attention, I’d like to take this opportunity to welcome our newest tipsters.

*Matt Norris from team OVERLORD. 5 winners to OVERLORD in the first round shows that he will be a force to be reckoned with in the 2013 version of the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP. Matt knows his footy, is an Essendon supporter and will be one to watch this season.

*GRAYSON STALTARO from team GRAYSON is another fresh faced DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, born 1st Feb this year! GRAYSON is another POOR OL’ FOOTSCRAY supporter who has joined the DOGGFATHER and FOOTSCRAZY’s clan, all proud members of the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP.  I’m beginning to lose count of the STALTARO clan in our comp but I reckon there is enough of them to form their own POOR OL’ FOOTSCRAY footy team!

Their team consists of: BEV, DOG BOY, FOOTSCRAZY, GRAYSON, SOUPIE, THE DOGGFATHER, and WOOFA (I hope I didn’t leave anybody out)

BEV is the black sheep of the clan because she listed as her team of choice ‘ANYONE OTHER THAN FOOTSCRAY!’

TIPSMASTER’s NOTE: Go Bev – that’s the spirit!

Darren Rapsey from team AXEMAND after a couple of seasons off has re-joined the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP. AXEMAND is a Voldemort (or more eloquently put by tipsters BYRD and MANSKI) Collingwoodmaguirevomitshitwood supporter. Good luck this season AXEMAND and welcome back!

Don’t be fooled by Richmond winning in round 1, the rule still stands N.P.R NEVER PICK RICHMOND.

58 tipsters for the 2013 is an excellent result and will ensure an action packed season in the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP.

Good luck to you all and for those of you who haven’t coughed up your $23 bucks yet, HURRY UP or I’ll rip your bloody arms off!


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