AFL GRAND FINAL EDITION SATURDAY THE 1st OF OCTOBER 2016 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE VATICAN. LUKE “ST LUKE” BEVERIDGE HAS BEEN ORDAINED A POPE!
Faithful Punters within the World Famous DGES Footy Competition have predicted this miraculous outcome from the inception of AFL season 2016; we all have had our eyes on this mysterious if not curious man for quite some time.
Throughout his sporting public life Luke “St Luke” Beveridge has been noted for his humility, commitment to his club, members and the wider community.
Luke is also credited with having a humble, less formal approach to the sporting media, for choosing to be …Himself!
Respect, appreciation, dignity and the admiration and awe that were constantly given to him by his players’ including the Bulldogs administration have been truly inspirational.
Luke is known for favouring simpler vestments than his AFL sporting senior coaching colleagues by still skateboarding his way into work every single day, just like he used to do in his grassroots days.
Luke maintains that the Bulldogs as a club are always open and welcoming for all, including their loyal members.
Luke Beveridge strongly opposes consumerism in sport, if it does not aid the community and their devoted members in benefiting the opportunity to learn and grow and have a fair go without being judgmental, then that is really not a civil way to do things.
After what seemed to be an eternal 62 years in premiership drought, waiting for that Holy Grail – The AFL Premiership Cup at the MCG this afternoon, finally after more than half a century, all the Cardinals’ in Rome witnessed the white smoke emitting from the chimney flute at the Vatican, voting unanimously that Luke “St Luke” Beveridge has now been ordained as the brand new pope.
History was definitely made this afternoon at the MCG!