Our Italian Correspondents BYRD, CONTESSA MANSKI & UNCLE EV are feeling a touch embarrassed about their DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP prowess this season..are you feeling the same?
Have you ever felt embarrassed?
- Singing with your headphones, not realizing how loud you are.
- That embarrassing moment when you need to do a silent fart, suddenly a sneeze comes that makes you fart out loud. (Come on you lot! Fess up!)
- Awkward moment when you’re talking about someone and that person is standing right behind you.
- When you get mad at someone and you slam the door then realized you forgot something so you have to go back.
- Looking at something else then walk into a tree or pole and everyone stares at you.
- Waving at someone you think you know but you actually don’t.
- Typing out a text or email in a rush and sending it to the wrong person.
We all know that feeling of discomfort, self-consciousness, shame and uneasiness.
In particular sports is at it’s finest when the performances are executed with precision and perfection, which is why awkward and embarrassing moments in any sports seems so jarring.
It just doesn’t feel right.
Sports builds character, while other argues it reveals character. The truth is that sport is filled with characters, some sketchy, others reckless and still others bizarre.
We love watching sports for the triumphs, but also for the failures including the personal imperfection.
Progressing on to the eleventh round in this rampaging if not an unpredictable 2017 AFL season. The blemishes are beginning to surface, blotches of paranoia, discolouration of self-doubt, speckles of a setback, and the unavoidable breakouts of gloom.
Should any of these teams be compelled to feel apologetic, crushed, embarrassed, hesitant, regretful or offensively with egg on their face?
Currently the state of wonder is certainly one for the books.
Ken “Kinky” Hinkley was on a roll, taking full advantage of Clarkson’s descending spiral with his flightless Hawks: “Hey Clarko! Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will never regret about your wingless Doves.”
Astonishingly withholding his anger, with ease, Alistair “Angry Little Man” Clarkson replied: “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his pathetic fools.”
Infuriated that his revered Crows most likely will be knocked off the top spot, Don “Is Don…Is Good!” Pyke without reserve bluntly humiliated the following: “Christopher, just because you don’t get it, doesn’t mean you’re stupid. It means you actually are.”
“Yeah Donald be that as it may, the difference between stupidity and genius, is that genius has its limits.” Disgraced Chris “Beam Me Up Scotty” Scott.
West Coast Eagles
Munching on an apple, Adam “Go West!” Simpson gave the low-down of his intention to Rodney: “An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough!”
Unfazed by Adam’s cheap shot Rodney “Rocket” Eade eloquently observed: “Well Simpson, you are definitely on the spectrum of socially awkward.”
GWS (Geez!…Which State?)
Pleased as punch that Leon “King Of Leon” Cameron along with his misfits has the inconceivable misfortune in sitting at Numero Uno on the almighty AFL ladder, audaciously Leon bit: “You know Johnno, I’m not saying we’re perfect, in fact my boys and I know that we are and we’re worth it.” Egotistically adding much to Worsfold chagrin: “It’s embarrassing to be stars.”
“I wish Leo you were fluent in silence!” John “The Other Johnny!” Worsfold was evidently flustered with GWS phenomenal performance so far.
Brad “Beam Me Down Scotty” Scott telling it like it is to Hardwick about his Kangaroos substandard performance of late conceding: “I’m easily embarrassed, that means I am more trustworthy, loyal, honest and generous as a person.”
Damian “Hardly” Hardwick was not even entertained by this admission, repelling with this fast knock down: “Being sarcastic on a regular basis can add 3 years to your life Bradley, praise and flattery about yourself will shorten your life.”
Still coming to terms with the disgraceful defeat last round of Ahem!…100 points!
Ross “No Longer The Boss” Lyon unrealistically justified: “It’s only embarrassing if you cared what other people think.”
Bewildered by Lyon’s shortsighted standpoint, Nathan “Sooner Or Later I’m Gonna Be Sacked!” Buckley without reserve confessed: “I’ve been embarrassing myself publicly for over 20 years. Why should I stop now?”
Is this all a faux pas or failure to perform a duty if not a moral contractual obligation?
Unseemly the temporal length of this game will soon be revealed.