Category Archives: BEARD

AFL new hair styles for round 1

Gazza was quite boring this year since he has done nothing over the off season to change his look –


…then again, what could you possibly do with that cue ball?


Three blokes in one, Nick, Nat and Nui


…is auditioning for the next Pirates of the Carribean episode.



Does Buddy really think no one will recognise him with his fake beard?


Dyson Heppell


As usual looks like a bird’s nest.



This bloke just hurts…


What is that thing on Michael Hurley’s head?

hurly (herald sun)


Former DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster TIM E CLARKE becomes our first 2014 ‘SEPARATED AT BIRTH’ contestant since he has already adpoted the ‘HURLEY THING ON HIS HEAD’ look.


But as usual, you can’t go past Carlton’s Vinnie Catoggio for being the trend setter in hair styles for round one of every AFL season!



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BEARD – episode IV

Episode 4 of BEARD features a well prepared thinking man’s man.

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, PEAR sent us this home crocheted do it yourself BEARD. PEAR has suggested that your tipsmaster may be able to put this home made snug and cosy beard to good use since I have fessed up about the fact that I grow an ordinary beard. (If the truth be known, my beard is not bad but my mo grows sparcely with the consistency of a well worn tooth brush…)

Keep your face warm, impress your friends with an instant beard, watch girls turn into boys in an instant with your new crocheted beard.

Congratulations to our latest contestant in BEARD for showing great initiative with his very sensible, removable, home crocheted beard. The twirly crocheted mo is also a distinguished accessory on the home crocheted beard.

(By the look of his home knitted beanie, I think he may be a Richmond supporter. N.P.R)

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BEARD – episode III

Welcome to episode 3 of BEARD

Episode 3 features a crowd favorite and someone well known to most of us in the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP.

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, PEAR is our 3rd nomination in BEARD.

PEAR was fourteen in this photo which shows an amazing spurt of maturity on his face. (I still can’t even grow a beard now)

PEAR is seen in deep conversation in this photo with ROLLING STONES front man MICK JAGGER. Jagger is believed to be giving PEAR tips for his upcoming movie role, based on Australian Bushranger and scallywag Ned Kelly. Jagger of course had previously worn a beard when he too portrayed gangster Kelly in the KELLY GANG movie in 1970.

Of course you can’t be nominated as a contestant of BEARD unless you are a footballer. As we all know, PEAR was a fine footballer in his own right and is pictured here with full beard in the KEILOR PARK UNDER 10’s PREMIERSHIP TEAM

KEILOR PARK UNDER 10’s FOOTBALL TEAM (PEAR is pictured 2nd front row, 4th from the left)

Look closely for fellow DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING comp tipster, WHISPER – front row far left.

TIPSMASTER’s note: Might have to check the birth certificate on a few of these under 10’s!


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BEARD – episode II


This week’s entrant is Borneo errr Brisbane star, Travis Johnston.

Your tipsmaster reckons he looks like a contestant from the tv show SURVIVOR.

Hooter wants to know if he’s a practicing Towellie.

JJ thinks he looks filthy, disgusting – needs a wash!

The Big V likes it…

JJ also said He looks like a hobo! Rumour has it his girlfriend likes the “rough and ready” look.

Tipsmaster’s note: I’m just pleased to see a wild man from Borneo photographed wearing the Brisbane Camels’ away strip.

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BEARD responses

The tipsters of the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP have leapt behind the BEARD segment with full support.

This is how you responded to Ben Hudson, our first contestant of episode I of BEARD:




How about visiting the link for extra comments on Ben Hudson’s beard.

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, PEAR has even sent us some examples of scenes’s we’d like to see on DGES FOOTYTALK segment, BEARD

Thanks to DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipsters, PEAR, JJ and WHISPER for their contributions which will be shown on future episodes of BEARD.


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BEARD – Episode I

Welcome to the newest segment in the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP. It’s simply called ‘BEARD’ in honor of those AFL footballers who have gone the hairy face look.

Our first contestant in ‘BEARD’ is Poor ol’ Footscray player Ben Hudson who obviously has no shame or self respect (or anyone who loves him for that matter to tell him what he really looks like).

You are all invited to send me your own versions of ‘BEARD’.

As per usual, tipster participation is welcomed and encouraged in the special segments of the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP.

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