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Carey on Fire

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This post was sent in by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP TIPSTER,
Frank from team MELWAYS 42C3
A man, on his way home from work was stuck in traffic which was much worse than usual. Noticing a policeman walking among the stalled cars, he asked, “Officer, what’s the holdup?”
The policeman says: “Wayne Carey is so depressed about the latest scandal that he’s stopped his car and is threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him, fans hate him, his old team mates hate him and he now won’t have the $1 million from his television and radio contract. I’m walking around taking up a collection for him.” “Oh, really?” the man says. “How much have you collected so far?”

“So far only 18 litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning.”

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