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Collingwood match made in heaven

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by | June 5, 2014 · 10:07 am

Mick Malthouse & Eddy McGuire scheme up a very cunning plan.

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Lovingly sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster Andrew McSwain from team FARMER

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by | April 10, 2014 · 1:36 pm

Something to smile about – Dentist sponsors Collingwood Cheers Squad

Lovingly sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster Andrew McSwain from team FARMER.

Smile Solutions, Australias largest private dental practice, today has given the Collingwood cheer squad something to smile about.  As the official dentists to the Collingwood Football Club, Smile Solutions have announced that they will also be the official sponsor of the Collingwood cheer squad in 2014.

As part of the sponsorship package, official cheer squad members and their children will receive discounted care for all specialist and general dental treatments.  In their cheer squad pack they also receive a 100 Smile Dollarsvoucher as well as official cheer squad apparel, and a quality rain poncho in case weather at the Gturns ugly.

 Click on the link for the full media report.

http://medianet.com.au/releases/release-details?id=798955

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Tipsmaster’s note: I hope they know what they are getting in to…

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Just another Collingwood Joke

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by | March 13, 2014 · 9:11 am

Collingwood membership application form

VOLDEMORT (The team who shall not be named, otherwise lovingly known asCollingmaguirevomitshitwood) are on a membership drive.

If interested, please fill in the form.

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Collingwood joke.

I don’t care what time of year it is, I will take a good Collingwood joke anytime!

(lovingly sent to us by Dave Bibby)

pic: heraldsun.com.au

Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender.
The robot says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Schooner of New”
The robot brings back the best beer ever and says to the
man, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says,” 168.”
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space
exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious…So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Schooner of New”
Again, the robot pours a great beer and gives it to the man and asks, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “100.”
The robot then starts to talk about V8 Super cars, MotoGP, Tooheys beers and Supercheap Auto.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Schooner of New,” and the robot brings him another great beer.
The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “Uh, about 50.”
The robot leans in real close and asks, “So, you people happy with Buckley as coach?”

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MORE COLLINGWOOD JOKES

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Q. Two Collingwood supporters jump off a cliff. Who wins
A. Society.

Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old female Collingwood supporter?
A. Granny. 

Q. What do you call a Collingwood supporter in a suit?
A. The defendant.

Q. Why did the Collingwood supporter cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger, for no reason what so ever.

Q. What do you call a female Collingwood supporter in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. If you are driving and you see a Collingwood supporter on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q. What’s the first question during a Collingwood supporter quiz night?
A. What you looking at?

Q. Two Collingwood supporters in a car without any music – who is driving?
A. The policeman!

Q. Why is three Collingwood supporters going over a cliff in Lexus a shame?
A. Because a Lexus has four seats.

Q. What do you say to a Collingwood supporter with a job?
A. Big Mac please.

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