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Heave Ho, way to go.

Fremantle Football Club has been rocked by a drug scandal.

After investigations by the AFL Commission suggested that a Fremantle player was involved in the use of illegal drugs, the AFL have taken a hardnosed approach to the problem and stripped the Fremantle Football Club of ALL awards won over the past 15 years.

An AFL Commissioner was seen leaving Fremantle Oval this morning with

· 15 participation certificates.
· 3 junior whopper with cheese value meals.
· 7 chocolate frogs.

Insiders close to the club, state that the club is devastated.

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