Category Archives: Grand Final

Dave Ryan scores exclusive Hodgy interview

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster Dave Ryan from team RYAN’s ELECTRICAL claims the exclusive post-Grand Final interview with Hawks star Luke Hodge.

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Hodgy said he would like to thank Dave for all his support and claims he owes all of his success to Col Gray, tipsmaster surpremo of the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP.

Well done Dave on obtaining the scoop yet again!

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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE STILL RUEING LAST WEEK’S GRAND FINAL RESULT

For those of you who are still rueing last week’s Grand Final result.

Spare a thought for this Roo who is still rueing the day.

Lovingly sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP (and Riewoldt detester) Bruce Clarke from team PEAR

Tipsmaster’s note: Looks more like a Llama than a Roo…

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Scenes we’d like to see – Collingwood blow it.

SCENES WE’d LIKE TO SEE

Everyone knows that the Flagpies…err…Magpies are going to win the premiership this year. Everyone keeps telling us.

Alan Didak told us in round 18 that he would save his puncy little goal celebration dance until the Grand Final. (no mention that they haven’t made the Grand Final yet)

Eddy McGuire is organising to have AAMI Park, Olympic Park and Rod Laver Arena open to accomodate the hordes of Magpie Morons who miss out on a ticket on Grand Final Day so they can watch the game on the big screen. (I hope the Magpie Morons  don’t mind watching Geelong and St. Kilda)

My Flagpie supporting moron workmate Brendan remarked in round 14 that he would spew if Josh Fraser gets a game in the Grand Final. (This nostradamus type ridiculous statement was made about 12 weeks before the big event)

Personally I would like Collingwood to make the Grand Final, only to lose the game to a controversial free kick after the siren. Hundreds of replays of the free kick from every camera angle will show that the free kick should not have been paid and the sooky, sooky Flagpies were dudded.

NOW THAT’s A SCENE I’D LIKE TO SEE!

Share with us your own SCENES WE’d LIKE TO SEE.

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DGES FOOTY TALK rumour

DGES FOOTY TALK rumour.

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, Kathryn Gray from team THE UNIT had her rehearsals yesterday for her Grand Final pre-match entertainment gig.

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Kathryn had a quick chat to fellow entertainer, Jim E Barnes which is a claim to fame for her, but she also thinks she saw the boys from the Giant Rock Band ‘Green Day’ standing off to the side at rehearsals.

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Could GREEN DAY be making a surprise appearance?

Another strong rumour is that maybe, just maybe John E Farnham could be singing a couple of numbers at the GF entertainment.

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If it all happens, just remember you heard it here first on DGES FOOTY TALK.

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