Category Archives: Hawthorn

Dave Ryan scores exclusive Hodgy interview

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster Dave Ryan from team RYAN’s ELECTRICAL claims the exclusive post-Grand Final interview with Hawks star Luke Hodge.

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Hodgy said he would like to thank Dave for all his support and claims he owes all of his success to Col Gray, tipsmaster surpremo of the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP.

Well done Dave on obtaining the scoop yet again!

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HAWTHORN’S NEW WEE & POO MASCOTS

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster Steve Wills from team POSSUM BOY has sent us this little beauty. The Hawks’ WEE & POO mascots.

Brilliant!

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DON SCOTT suffers Wee & Poo fashion syndrome illness.

 

 

 

We all remember the tough guy of the 70’s and 80’s, Hawthorn’s rugged captain, Don Scott. Scott was tough, he was brutal, he had pointy elbows and a chin you wanted to whack if you could run away fast enough.

Understandably when Don Scott retired, he like many of his Hawthorn team mates were disorientated and confused with their fashion sense and struggled to fit back in to mainstream society after disrobing the Wee & Poo Hawthorn colours and the WYNVALE skivvies.

As seen here Scott was so mentally scarred by the fashion disaster he had been adjorned with in his playing days, he reverted to a man-bag and cravat in his bid to be in vogue.

The passing of time has not cured Don Scott’s fashion ailment and dress sense disasters as was displayed on Mike Sheahan’s tv show ‘OPEN MIKE’ this week. One can only feel pity for those Hawthorn stars who are afflicted with a life time of distress and anguish, not knowing where their next outfit will lead them as they battle the illness of post career Wee & Poo fashion syndrome.

 

Don Scott pic’s lovingly sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster PEAR.

Footy card pic -www.ebay.com

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More on the Collingwood overload

Herald Sun Tuesday Feb 28 2012.

 
*Collingwood mentioned on the front page.

 
*Half page spread on the back page about a Collingwood player with possible mental issues.

 
*Quater page mention on back page about Travis Cloke.

 
*Second page from the back 3/4 page article on how Travis Cloke has not received an offer from Greater Western Sydney. (tipsmaster’s note: This is also the case for about 635 other league players and me. What is so special about the Collingwood bloke not receiving an offer? On this theory, you could write an article about Dale Thomas not being considered for the Prime Minister’s job)

 
*Also on this page, a follow up report of Sooky, Sooky Collingwood’s whinging about the Dees poaching their staff – sooky, sooky McGuire has threatened to pocket the spoils of the Queens Birthday clash if the Dees don’t back off!…what a sook…

 
*4th page from the back – a 1/4 page spread of Andrew Krakouer and his health fears.

 
*Same page about Collingwood’s young Kirk Ugle (the bloke with the household name) who wants to be given a game since Collingwood are riddled with injury.

 

I counted 9 Collingwood articles I could find (without even trying) in the sports section of the Herald sun on a day in the cricket season when Cricket’s Night of Nights awarded Michael Clarke the ALAN BORDER MEDAL. Cricket was allowed no mention on the front page, a mere photo on the back page and a full report 4 pages from the back.

 

All other AFL clubs combined amassed a total of 4 articles, one of Geelong (of which Collingwood got a mention), one of Greater Western Sydney’s Israel Folau (of which Collingwood got a mention), one about a comment from Hawthorn’s Alistair Clarkson, and one from Brad (I have the biggest face in footy) Ebert.

 

My advise to the sports editor of the Herald Sun. Stop writing about Collingwood because no one is interested and the ones who are can’t read anyway.

Photo’s courtesy of ihatecollingwood.blogspot.com and bigfooty.com

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Clarko v Lloyd

Lovingly sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, and WEE & POO supporter, INGO
Just to clarify what was said because I was there.
 
The paper reports that Clarko said you had better f—– retire you f—– weak c—.
 
but I was there and I heard what was said cause I was there.
 
He said ” you have a flat tyre, you should fix that leak or drive you can’t”
 
I know cause I was there.
 
That security guard better turn up his hearing aid next time.
 
And not shaking Jobe’s hand! my god, would you after you just seen him with his hand down his pants scratching his sweaty smelly nuts?
 
This has all just been blown out of proportion as usual.
 
Except for Matt e ‘s  hit on poor ol Brad cause there is evidence of that on his busted head.
 
Cheers

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Nightmares

Lovingly sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, INGO.

Apparently Mathew is having nightmares recently, I
managed to get hold of a vision he wakes up to constantly

Poor ol matty!
nightmares

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Bad footy Cards – episode 14

Bad footy Cards – episode 14

Brad Sewell

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Everywhere he goes he gets the stuffing knocked out of him…

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