Category Archives: Judd

Aunty Jack – is that you?

A caller to talkback radio 3AW this morning made me chuckle when he referred to Chris Judd as ‘AUNTY JACK’ the classic Aussie comedian from the early ’70’s – an obese, moustachioed, gravel-voiced transvestite, part trucker and part pantomime dame — who habitually solved any problem by knocking people unconscious or threatening to ‘rip their bloody arms off…’ (Wikipedia)

Chris Judd’s defence in the chicken wing incident was that he was trying to prevent North Melbourne’s Leigh Adams from handballing. The talkback caller suggested that Judd was actually trying to prevent Adams from ever handballing again!

Just a bit of ‘armless fun to start my Friday.




Filed under carlton, Humour, Judd, kangaroos

Website hit count



DGES FOOTYTALK – our premier website.

Bizarre really.

I was a bit puzzled to log on to DGES FOOTYTALK today, only to find that we had 48 hits to the site today alone. What could it be?..thought I. After all, I haven’t entered a ‘Bad Footy Card’ for a few days or any other intelligent post of such note for that matter.

I delved a little further and found that we had no less than 78 hits from people who had googled “Voldemort” in their search engine thing in the past 2 days and they hence ended up at DGES FOOTYTALK. (You may recall that DGES FOOTYTALK carried the scoop that Carlton star, Chris Judd was playing the part of Voldemort in the Harry Potter movies).


Coincidence?…you may ask… but it just so happens that the latest Harry Potter movie, “Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince” hit the screens this week and the world has been googling for more info on the hit Harry Potter movies. As luck would have it for those googlees, they have all now experienced the joys of the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP via DGES FOOTYTALK.

As they will all now know, The world is a far better place for experiencing the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP. (far more entertaining than Harry Potter)

P.S Congratulations and thank you to our loyal fans. Our website hit count has registered 7136 views in just over 12 months. Considering we are only active for 6 months of the year, our very own DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP website is polling extremely well.

DGES FOOTYTALK: Our premier website.


TIPSMASTER’s NOTE: For the benefit of our Poor ol’ Footscray supporters, this is the AFL Premiership Cup…


Filed under bad footy cards, carlton, editorials, Humour, Judd, Rants, Uncategorized

BYRD’s eye view of Essendon v Carlton

supporter and one of our Italian correspondents, Nadia 
Suric of team 'BYRD'has given us her valued 
opinions of the Carlton Footy Club aftertheir 
miraculous loss to Essendon last Friday Night:
Da Da_Da Da_Da Da_Da
Buona sera Maestro Colino,

Not a happy gal happy caro Maestro,
not happy at all. GGGRRR!!!!

What the hell were my Blue Boys thinking?
I cannot believe that we were literally
thrashed on Friday night.... Now Listen here!

Stop laughing you just got lucky alright!!

AAARRRGGGHHH!!!! Damn them!!!

I've ran out of cardboard boxes to kick,
maybe I should start head butting the
neighbour's cat!

Picture this, the whole Suric clan with
one notable exception (Uncle Ev) geared up
in front of the telly with pizza,

(Ah yes, the famous L'Osteria Pizzeria in down town
Rathdowne Street Carlton) copious amount of
lager and the Carlton scarfs draped around
our throats. hmmmmmm or should I draped the

scarf around Fev's throat in the shape of a noose?

Bloody hell what a shit performance,
(Don't you even think of commenting Maestro
if you know what's good for you)

Juddy he's not any better he was bloody
useless as well,it was so excruciating to
watch the game, by third quarter I gave up!
You know what really shits me? we lost with

St Kilda the week before by 9 points 9 points!!!
and now this?!!

Vai Fanculo!!!

Bloody Uncle Ev, for some ungodly reason
she tipped Carlton and vowed to never ever
tip Carlton again and be warned Caro Maestro,
Uncle Ev will break the Cardinal Rule

of N.P.R. Yup she sure will,
I'm gunna let the whole world

know she's breaking the law including the Fed's.

Yeah Yeah, chuck her in the slammer!

I still have my faith, well we're playing
Freo but after last week's performance

God only knows?...................Sigh...................


Filed under Byrd, carlton, Humour, Judd

Judd caught moonlighting

Carlton champ Chris Judd has been working extra jobs outside of his football career. DGES FOOTYTALK has discovered that Judd is also staring in movies to help pay the bills. So far, Judd has picked up the plumb roles as Lord Voldemort in the Harry Potter movies and also the evil Dr Hannibal Lecter.

You never know, we may see Judd feature at this year’s Brownlow and at the Oscars…

Watch this space.




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