Category Archives: Mooseboy

Mooseboy has footy team confusion

I love this.

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, Glenn Clarke from team MOOSEBOY used to barrack for Richmond but in a sensitive moment one day, he gathered his family together and told them he had something to confess.

Of course the family thought there was something fishy and he was going to come out of the closet and finally admit to what they had all suspected, but no. Mooseboy didn’t gather the family to tell them he was gay but he confessed that he was changing teams from Richmond to Essendon.

Mooseboy has always had a bit of an identity crisis since he changed sashes, often mistakingly slipping up with a ‘Go Tiges’ instead ‘Go Bombers’. He has also been known to frequent the Richmond Social Club.

Well. Mooseboy’s latest identity blunder has been shared with us by his brother Pear in this copy of a transcript conversation.

A special mention to my brother, Mooseboy, who rang me from a pub in Richmond after the game.
PEAR: How was the game?
MOOSEBOY: Dunno, it was a sell out so I had to go to a pub and watch on TV.
PEAR: But you’re an EFC member with reserved seats.
MOOSEBOY: it wasn’t our home game.
PEAR: oh yes it was!
MOOSEBOY: (pause) f@ck! —

TIPSMASTER’s NOTE: Could it be possible that Mooseboy for a fleeting moment thought he was a Richmond supporter again?



Filed under Mooseboy, Pear, Richmond

St. Kilda’s game plan revealed

St. Kilda’s game plan revealed.

Lovingly sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster Glen Clarke of team ‘MOOSEBOY’

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Confirmation of the N.P.R rule

I know I’m always reinforcing the all important N.P.R (Never Pick Richmond) rule in the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP but let’s face it…Damien Hardwick’s game plan is just too darn hard.

(Lovingly sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, Glen Clarke from team MOOSEBOY).

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BAD FOOTY SHORTS – episode 1

Welcome to episode 1 of ‘BAD FOOTY SHORTS’

(WARNING. Contents may offend)

Episode 1 features BAD FOOTY SHORTS from three of our DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP brothers, MOOSEBOY, LEGEND & PEAR of the Clarke clan.

I’m wondering if the Clarke boys may have got their BAD FOOTY SHORTS mixed up in the laundry basket. After all, Moose looks like he’s wearing Legend’s shorts, Legend’s shorts look like a floral arrangement, and Pear’s shorts look like the curtains out of the caravan.

If you can top that, send me your own version of ‘BAD FOOTY SHORTS’


Filed under Bad Footy Shorts, Humour, Legend, Mooseboy, Pear

Famous Face – episode II

Episode 2 of the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP’s segment, ‘FAMOUS FACE’ features a handful of our tipsters from the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP.

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, STIV was watching an obscure channel on Foxtel the other night when he came across a replay of a famous Rugby Union match from the past…11th August 2001 to be exact.

The famous match involved a New Zealand v Australia  Bledisloe Cup contest at ‘THE HOUSE OF PAIN’, Carrisbrook, Dunedin -New Zealand (woo err woo).

Tipsmaster’s note:  I wasn’t sure how to spell ‘woo err woo’, the sarcastic,supposedly  scared type moment  I was looking for which is meant to be synonymous with The House of Pain – please forgive me, I’m sure you all know what I mean.

Stiva was watching the replay of this famous contest (where the Aussies nailed the Kiwi’s arses at the House of Pain ). Suddenly the camera flashed on the sea of gold Wallaby guenseys in the crowd, only to find DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipsters, Stiva, Barnsey, Legend, Pear, Mooseboy and Col, supporting the Wallabies, singing songs and generally being very sensible Wallaby supporters on a rugby tour of New Zealand.

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster AAA AUSSIE MAL was also amongst the group, as was AUSSIE VIC, both supporting the ill fated All Blacks.

The ‘Where’s Wally’ contest in the crowd pic is to find the secret celebrity guest star, Richard Hadlee’s niece. Yes folks, the niece of Kiwi test cricket star (and wanker), Richard Hadlee happened to be in the crowd just near us and she took a little offence at being reminded that her famous uncle is indeed a wanker.

Send us your own version of ‘FAMOUS FACE’ – only on DGES FOOTYTALK


Filed under Barnsey, col, competitions, Famous Faces, Humour, Legend, Mooseboy, stiva, Uncategorized