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The Frog and Golf

The Frog and Golf

A man takes the day off work and
Decides to go out golfing.

He is on the second hole when he
Notices a frog sitting next to the green.

He thinks nothing of it and is
About to shoot when he Hears,

Ribbit 9 Iron.’

The man looks around and doesn’t
See anyone.

Again, he hears, ‘Ribbit 9 Iron.’

He looks at the frog and decides to
Prove the frog wrong, puts the
Club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

He hits it 10 inches from the

He is shocked.

He says to the frog,

‘Wow that’s amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, eh?

The frog replies,
‘Ribbit Lucky frog.’

The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole.

‘What do you think frog?’
The man asks.

‘Ribbit 3 wood.’

The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one.

The man is befuddled and doesn’t know
What to say.

By the end of the day, the man golfed the
Best game of golf in his life and
asks the frog,

‘OK where to next?’

The frog replies,

‘Ribbit Crown Casino..

They go to the Casino

and the guy says,
‘OK frog, now What?’

The frog says, ‘Ribbit Roulette.’

Upon approaching the roulette table,

The man asks,

‘What do you think I should Bet?’

The frog replies,

‘Ribbit $3000, black 6.’

Now, this is a
million-to-one shot to win, but
after the golf game the man
Figures what the heck.


Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

The man takes his winnings and
buys the best room in the Hotel.

He sits the frog down and Says,

‘Frog, I don’t know how to repay you.
You’ve won me all this money and
I am forever grateful.’

The frog replies,
‘Ribbit KissMe.’

He figures why not,
Since after all the frog did for Him,
He deserves it.

With a kiss, the frog turns into a
young 17-year-old girl.

‘And that,

your honor, is how the girl
ended up in my room.

So help me God,
Or my name is not Ricky Nixon.’


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Rick E Nixon again

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, INGO has added this little gem to the RICK E NIXON lookalike contest:


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Responses to Rick E Nixon lookalike contest

This is what I love best about the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP,


 Within minutes of the RICK E NIXON LOOKALIKE contest going to air, our tipsters were quick to the keyboard to add their own contibutions to the Rick E Nixon Lookalike Contest:

I found this photo of my great old school mate Phil (Moose) Wilson:

Anyone remember Steve Vizard?

TIPSTER PEAR came up with these little gems.

 Kid E Fiddler – Gar E Glitter

 (Trev R Chappell)

JJ contributed this pisser:

Who is that man(?)/person? Is it Rick E Nixon? Richard Simmons?…or could it possibly be the one the only Lee O Sayer?

And my favorite Rick E Nixon lookalike so far, lovingly sent to us by STEVE WILLS:

Greetings to all of our Kiwi friends!

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Rick E Nixon lookalikes

I was looking at AFL Player manager Rick E Nixon on TV and I couldn’t help thinking how much he looks like my aunty. The more closely I searched his face, I realised that Rick E Nixon resembles plenty of people I know.

I decided to research my theory even further and I discovered that NOVA FM were also thinking along the same lines and held a competition inviting people to enter their own Rick E Nixon lookalikes.

Please join in the fun and send me your own Pic of Rick.

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