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Scenes we’d like to see – Collingwood blow it.

SCENES WE’d LIKE TO SEE

Everyone knows that the Flagpies…err…Magpies are going to win the premiership this year. Everyone keeps telling us.

Alan Didak told us in round 18 that he would save his puncy little goal celebration dance until the Grand Final. (no mention that they haven’t made the Grand Final yet)

Eddy McGuire is organising to have AAMI Park, Olympic Park and Rod Laver Arena open to accomodate the hordes of Magpie Morons who miss out on a ticket on Grand Final Day so they can watch the game on the big screen. (I hope the Magpie Morons  don’t mind watching Geelong and St. Kilda)

My Flagpie supporting moron workmate Brendan remarked in round 14 that he would spew if Josh Fraser gets a game in the Grand Final. (This nostradamus type ridiculous statement was made about 12 weeks before the big event)

Personally I would like Collingwood to make the Grand Final, only to lose the game to a controversial free kick after the siren. Hundreds of replays of the free kick from every camera angle will show that the free kick should not have been paid and the sooky, sooky Flagpies were dudded.

NOW THAT’s A SCENE I’D LIKE TO SEE!

Share with us your own SCENES WE’d LIKE TO SEE.

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SCENES WE’d LIKE TO SEE – episode V

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, POMMIE has presented us with episode 5 of SCENES WE’d LIKE TO SEE.

CAN DGES FOOTY TIPPING, COME TO THINK OF IT THE AFL SHUT DOWN FOR THE MONTH OF JUNE? WHILST THE REAL FOOTBALL AND THE WORLDS BIGGEST SPORTING EVENT IS ON?    POMMIE.

TIPSMASTER’s NOTE: Hey POMMIE – I heard Poor Ol’ England are gunna win the World Cup this year…believe it when I see it…

 

 

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Scenes we’d like to see – Episode IV

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, Stewart Davey from team ANOTHER OFF FIELD SCANDAL has submitted our latest entry to “SCENES WE’d LIKE TO SEE”

I know we should, NPR – but imagine how good it would be if they beat the Crows, at AAMI, and sent them to the bottom of the ladder…….
 
Tipsmaster’s note: Now that’s a scene I’d like to see!
(N.P.R of course means Never Pick Richmond)

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SCENES WE’d LIKE TO SEE Episode III

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, BRUCE CLARKE from team PEAR has sent us Episode 3 of SCENES WE’d LIKE TO SEE:

Poor old Footscray found guilty of salary cap breaches linked to Irene Chatfield’s tin rattling collections outside the grounds.

 

P.O.F. stripped of all Premierships won since 1954

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SCENES WE’D LIKE TO SEE – EPISODE II

Matty Lloyd to full forward.

Matty Knights to Siberia.

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Scenes we’d like to see – episode I

SCENES WE’D LIKE TO SEE.

Welcome to the introductory episode of SCENES WE’D LIKE TO SEE.

This is a new segment in the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP where you, the tipster, are invited to share with us a situation that you would like to see occur in real life in the land of AFL footy (or anything else for that matter)

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, AAA AUSSIE MAL has introduced the first episode of  SCENES WE’D LIKE TO SEE when he submitted his tips this week.

AAA AUSSIE MAL submitted his tips thus:

‘Bulldogs – maybe we need a sweep on which round Big Bad Barry snaps & who he smashes. I’m thinking Round 8 v Sydney – victim is Tadhg Kennelly (is that pronounced Tie?)’


Tipsmaster’s note: Aussie Mal…that’s a scene I’d like to see!

If you have a scene you’d like to see, please share it with us all in the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP’s newest segment ‘SCENES WE’D LIKE TO SEE’


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Did you hear the rumour about Poor ol’ Footscray?

I heard they are gunna win the flag this year.

Tipsmaster’s note: “Believe it when I see it…

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