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Seperated at birth – episode XVI

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AFL new hair styles for round 1

Gazza was quite boring this year since he has done nothing over the off season to change his look –

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…then again, what could you possibly do with that cue ball?

 

Three blokes in one, Nick, Nat and Nui

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…is auditioning for the next Pirates of the Carribean episode.

 

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Does Buddy really think no one will recognise him with his fake beard?

 

Dyson Heppell

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As usual looks like a bird’s nest.

 

ROHAN-Gary

This bloke just hurts…

 

What is that thing on Michael Hurley’s head?

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Former DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster TIM E CLARKE becomes our first 2014 ‘SEPARATED AT BIRTH’ contestant since he has already adpoted the ‘HURLEY THING ON HIS HEAD’ look.

 

But as usual, you can’t go past Carlton’s Vinnie Catoggio for being the trend setter in hair styles for round one of every AFL season!

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SEPARATED AT BIRTH – episode 11. HEPPELL & DUNN IN THE BLENDER

What do you get when you mix Essendon’s Dyson Heppell with Melbourne’s Lynden Dunn?

One of the funniest things I have ever seen, that’s what.

Lovingly sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, Bruce Clarke from team PEAR

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Separated at birth – Tipsmaster…is that you?

Former DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipstress Loretta Plant from team KING CAREY has made a notable observation and submitted her latest episode of ‘SEPARATED AT BIRTH’ here at dgesfootytalk.

Loretta seems to think that celebrity singer SEAL somehow resembles your tipsmaster Col Gray.

Personally I don’t know what Loretta is on about…I can’t see the likeness at all…

What do you think?

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Quintuplets! Heppell, Thomas, Socko, Minogue and ?????

They’re coming out of the woodwork now folks, Since we discovered that Heppell and Thomas are separated at birth twins, we then found the triplet in Socko, followed by the Quadruplet in Kylie Minogue. Well now DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster Stu Clarke from team ‘LEGEND’ has allerted us to the quintuplet of the clan!

Quadruplet Alan RickmanAlan Rickman of Hans Gruber fame (I think I know who the Sextuplet is going to be…)

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Heppell, Thomas, Socko and ????

Stop the press!

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, Glen Smooker from team ‘SMOOKS’ has brought it to our attention that indeed there is a 4th member of the HEPPELL, THOMAS, SOCKO triplets. Please meet the

quadruplet of the clan:

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Socko? Thomas? or Heppell?

In reference to our SEPARATED at BIRTH segment where we discovered the uncanny similarities of Essendon star Dyson Heppell and Collingwood imposter Dale Thomas, DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, STIVA has lovingly sent us another twist in this family of look-a-likes.

It has come to our attention that DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster Chris Edwards from team ‘SOCKO’ may be the long lost missing triplet.

HEPPELL                                         THOMAS

SOCKO

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