Category Archives: Shame file

We’re a not so happy team at Hawthorn

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Hawthorn should just shut up and cut their whinging.

Fair dinkum it is all a bit precious about how the Hawthorn mob reckon that Mat E Lloyd is such a sniper and thug and Essendon should be more gentle with the tender and fair playing Hawks.

As for Campbell Brown. A bloke with his pedigree would not be welcome back to his Dad Mal Brown’s  dinner table in a hurry with all of his whinging and complaints. Campbell hopes Lloyd plays on next year so he can get his own payback. Well, if he was fair dinkum, Campbell could have put his money where his mouth is last Saturday. Campbell Brown only had a quarter and a half in Saturday’s game to get his pound of flesh and chose to mouth off rather than act when it counted.

How about Alistair Clarkson and his sooky, sooky cheap shot at Lloyd after the siren. This is from a bloke who goes out of his way to enhance his image as a so called tough guy at every opportunity.

Fair dinkum, grand old ‘wee and poo’ tough Hawk legends like Brereton, Dipierdomenico, Matthews, Scott, ‘Don’t think, do’ Kennedy, Robertson would be spewing up at the complaints from the sooky, sooky 2009 Hawks.

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, PEAR summed up the situation when he quoted “Does whinging count as ‘Riding the bumps with a grin’?”

It all makes you realise why Hawthorn were once called the Mayblooms.

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Carlscum caught tanking again.

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So.

The serial tanking team, Carlton are up to their old tricks again. I read with interest that Carlton suck, Eddie Betts, Carlton suck, Cameron Cloke and Carlton suck, Jeff Garlett (whoever he is) have been suspended for 1 week by the Carlton footy club for turning up late to a training session last weekend.

These suspensions will harm Carlton’s chances against the Crows this weekend in their bid to boost their finals aspirations.

But I’m a suspicious man.

I really believe this is a prime example of the Cheating Carlscum Footy team tanking so they can manipulate their position in the final eight, just so they don’t have to play Essendon in round 1 of the finals.

Typical Carlscum.

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Typical Carlscum Supporter

Check out this great article in The Hun today.

What else can you expect from a mob run by cheats and crooks?

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Shannon Grant Contest

I noticed Shannon Grant has been suspended by the Kangaroos for mucking up at a sponsor’s golf day. 

It led me to question how badly would you have to behave to muck up at a Sponsor’s Golf day. 

What did he do? 

If ever he has played golf at the Barooga Golf Course he has probably had the old battle-axe lady from the pro shop chasing him to get the golf cart back such as happened to me at our cricket club golf day. She told me I was taking too long to play my round (the old bitch didn’t think to have a go at the weekend hackers who were in front of us for the entire 18 holes holding us up). 

Perhaps it could be like DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipsters STIV, MVP BARNSEY and COL who were fortunate enough to play a round at Moonah Links. After we had been wined and dined by the drinks cart for 17 holes, we decided to have a race in the golf carts up the 18th, over the bunkers and greens etc on the prestigeous course. (I scored 218 that day) 

Perhaps Shannon Grant took a wiz on the 11th tee aka DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, Mick Dollard from team ‘The Skases’ at Tocumwal. 

How about Rockstar Steve Williamson who did the helicopter hurl with his putter on the 16th at Yarrambat. His putter is still there today, flapping in the breeze at the top of the eucalypts 20 years later. 

Let me know your thoughts of what Shannon Grant could possibly have done to deserve club suspension.

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Shame File – S.O.T. (Son of Tipsmaster)

By Pear

A little bird told me there has been a scandal involving one of the younger DGESWFTC tipsters.

I hear his team was playing footy against Greenvale, whose side included a girl. It is alleged that this girl delivered a massive hip and shoulder to our young colleague, sending him flying. It was not reported whether or not tears were involved but I hear there was a fair bit of damage to the young bloke’s pride.

Take a bow, Adam Gray…

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