Category Archives: Wee & Poo

Dave Ryan scores exclusive Hodgy interview

DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster Dave Ryan from team RYAN’s ELECTRICAL claims the exclusive post-Grand Final interview with Hawks star Luke Hodge.


Hodgy said he would like to thank Dave for all his support and claims he owes all of his success to Col Gray, tipsmaster surpremo of the DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP.

Well done Dave on obtaining the scoop yet again!


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DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster Steve Wills from team POSSUM BOY has sent us this little beauty. The Hawks’ WEE & POO mascots.


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DON SCOTT suffers Wee & Poo fashion syndrome illness.




We all remember the tough guy of the 70’s and 80’s, Hawthorn’s rugged captain, Don Scott. Scott was tough, he was brutal, he had pointy elbows and a chin you wanted to whack if you could run away fast enough.

Understandably when Don Scott retired, he like many of his Hawthorn team mates were disorientated and confused with their fashion sense and struggled to fit back in to mainstream society after disrobing the Wee & Poo Hawthorn colours and the WYNVALE skivvies.

As seen here Scott was so mentally scarred by the fashion disaster he had been adjorned with in his playing days, he reverted to a man-bag and cravat in his bid to be in vogue.

The passing of time has not cured Don Scott’s fashion ailment and dress sense disasters as was displayed on Mike Sheahan’s tv show ‘OPEN MIKE’ this week. One can only feel pity for those Hawthorn stars who are afflicted with a life time of distress and anguish, not knowing where their next outfit will lead them as they battle the illness of post career Wee & Poo fashion syndrome.


Don Scott pic’s lovingly sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster PEAR.

Footy card pic

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Welcome to my hobby horse.

Those of you who know me, will know that I justifiably indulge you with this one each year.

With the Essendon v Collingwood ANZAC DAY clash due in a couple of weeks, where the match is guaranteed to a receive gate of a conservative crowd of about 80,000, there is bound to be a club in the AFL who bleats about how unfair it is that they are not allowed to play on ANZAC DAY.

Every year, that poor ol’ bleating club is Poor ol’ Footscray.

Prepare yourselves in coming weeks for the outburst from P.O.F about how they are deprived from playing in block buster games and why they should be given the chance on the big stage.

Well let’s have a look at the last blockbuster Poor ol’ Footscray were in, as recently as one week ago, round 3 – 2010. (The year Poor ol’ Footscray are gunna win the premiership…again).

What more of a blockbuster game do Poor ol’ Footscray need than to play another “Premiers of 2010 team”, the Wee and Poo Hawthorn team? Both teams are up the business end of the ladder, yet this blockbuster game only attracted 35,600 spectators in a 51,000 capacity stadium.

Let’s look at this closely. 35,600 fans would fit in to Windy Hill in it’s heyday.

Why don’t we play the next Bulldogs blockbuster at Windy Hill for a capacity crowd?

What more incentive do Poor ol’ Footscray supporters need to gather a crowd? After all, the Wee and Poo Hawthorn team are Poor ol’ Footscray’s poor ol’ historic rivals.

Let’s look at more facts.

Poor ol’ Footscray lost to Hawthorn in their last (fair dinkum) grand final in 1961. Also Hawthorn/P.O. Footscray player Peter Welsh somehow featured in the footy cards of both teams in season 1978.

This is also the time of year when the North Melbourne (what the fark is a shinboner anyway) Kangaroos jump into the argument about how Friday night footy was taken off them. North Melbourne have just topped 18,000 members – just 17 short of Avondale Heights.

If you ask me, these mediocre clubs should put up or shut up and get their loud mouth supporters supporting their club, or they will be superceded by The Powerhouse Gold Coast and Western Sydney Clubs.


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Clarko v Lloyd

Lovingly sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, and WEE & POO supporter, INGO
Just to clarify what was said because I was there.
The paper reports that Clarko said you had better f—– retire you f—– weak c—.
but I was there and I heard what was said cause I was there.
He said ” you have a flat tyre, you should fix that leak or drive you can’t”
I know cause I was there.
That security guard better turn up his hearing aid next time.
And not shaking Jobe’s hand! my god, would you after you just seen him with his hand down his pants scratching his sweaty smelly nuts?
This has all just been blown out of proportion as usual.
Except for Matt e ‘s  hit on poor ol Brad cause there is evidence of that on his busted head.

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Lovingly sent to us by DGES WORLD FAMOUS FOOTY TIPPING COMP tipster, INGO.

Apparently Mathew is having nightmares recently, I
managed to get hold of a vision he wakes up to constantly

Poor ol matty!

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Bad footy Cards – episode 14

Bad footy Cards – episode 14

Brad Sewell


Everywhere he goes he gets the stuffing knocked out of him…

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