A DGES Footytalk rant by Pear
Hang your head in shame, Tipmaster.
Many years ago, you invented the Never Pick Richmond movement. In that time, NPR has attained cult-like status amongst its followers. We have revelled in Tiger misery, and benefited on the WFDGESFTC leaderboard.
We laughed when Richo thought he’d kicked the winning goal v the Bombers last year, and then spat the dummy when he found out it was a free kick against him.
We cheered on the cocky Terry Wallace every time he fronted the media and explained his rolling 5 year plan for AFL dominance.
We smirked at their lack of skill.
We jeered as soft cocks like Fiora and Hilton hung out of packs.
We enthusiastically watched Richmond supporters turn on each other and eat their own.
We praised the NPR Lord when the ferals spat at Danny Frawley.
We pissed ourselves when they finally won a game and no-one had their theme song on hand.
What days. What memories.
And now we find out that you, our leader, has deserted the movement. Shame, Colin Gray, shame.
It’s as if Germaine Greer has given up feminism.
As if Margaret Thatcher has decided to vote Labor and picket the mines.
As if Elton John has gone straight.
As if Robbie Williams has given up women.
Please please please please Colin Gray – come back from the dark side before it’s too late.
(PS – You haven’t been abducted by A Current Affair have you?)
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